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[souchouofcurry]

KUUUUUUUU~~ KU KUU~~~~

[That's right people of Wonderland. The communicator comes to life with a certain space frog laughing rather creepily. In his yellow hands is a rather toyish looking ray gun, but oh how it is NOT as simple as that.It's finished now and working flawlessly. Ku kuu... This is my 'Let's Turn Everyone Into A Pekoponian' Gun

Comments

[shoelessdeath]

What the hell are ou going on about frog?

[souchouofcurry]

Just as I said. If I shoot you with this gun you will become a Pekoponian.

...If you aren't one already. [Dude. Is a FROG and is like your size. :|]

[shoelessdeath]

A whazza-whatsian?

(It's not true ;_;)

[souchouofcurry]

'Human'.

[shoelessdeath]

Now who'd want to do that?

What are you anyway? Giant frog? I don't think the monster manual had yellow ones...

[souchouofcurry]

It's a good disguise, and besides. I've been watching the network... you have a woman, don't you?

Is she a pekoponian?

Hn...I'm a Keronian. And you?

[shoelessdeath]

I.. Hmm....

No, she's a country.

I'm a shoeless, sexy, god of war.

[souchouofcurry]

... Ah. Like Japan.

Wouldn't you like to be...ku ku...more at her 'level'?

[shoelessdeath]

This height is an advantage when she wears a short skirt...

It wears off right?

1/2

[souchouofcurry]

[Pause. He's pondering the thought of being able to look up women's skirts.

He may be a frog, but really he's no better than Belkar in that aspect. COME ON HE WATCHES PEOPLE SHOWER.]

2/2

[souchouofcurry]

In about 4 hours.

[shoelessdeath]

Any side effects?

[souchouofcurry]

Other than being human and losing any special abilities, no.

[shoelessdeath]

Wait.. I lose exp?

[souchouofcurry]

When the 4 hours is over and you revert back, everything will be normal again.

[shoelessdeath]

.. It sounds like it's worth trying then.