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Oh, ninth grade. I can't believe that was a whole five years ago.
Tonight, after Thanksgiving dinner at my grandmother's, we decided to pull out Trivial Pursuit. Grandma opened the box and immediately picked up a folded up piece of notebook paper that fell out. I immediately recognized it (which is impressive, after five years), snatched it away, and tucked it in my pocket to laugh at later.
What it was? A list of places to have sex (entitled "To Do List") that Ben and I made, with the help of a few random people whose identities I don't remember. Apparently I thought, "No one will ever think to look for dirty notes in the Trivial Pursuit box. No one in my family ever plays Trivial Pursuit.", then moved out of that house and completely forgot about it.
Some of my favorites (for various reasons. Most of them are terrible.) My comments (from now) are in parentheses:
-Sandbox (WHAT WAS WHOEVER WROTE THAT THINKING?!)
-Mud (to which Ben added, "then in the shower".)
-Closet
-Parent's bed (Oh yeah. That's sexy..)
-Webcam broadcast on the internet
-Pool table (which, incidentially, appears to be Ben's personal favorite. Since he wrote that next to it.)
-Ex-girlfriend's driveway (Ben is so creative...)
-Bathtub filled with Jell-O (BUT IT WOULD STAIN THE TUB.)
-Church - "there's your hat!". (I vaguely remember that being some sort of hilarious inside joke. I have no idea what, though.)
-Orchestra pit, courtyard, library, against lockers
-wuts w/ the school theme here guys? (ninth grade me)
-cuz it's fun to have sex @ school (Kristyn maybe?)
-NO it isn't! (Ben)
-On the couch while watching Spongebob porn Spongebob
-In the jungle house at the zoo
-In an OR on the operating table
That was pretty much the highlight of my holiday. I'm glad no one in my family ever plays Trivial Pursuit, and I'm glad we decided to tonight.
Tonight, after Thanksgiving dinner at my grandmother's, we decided to pull out Trivial Pursuit. Grandma opened the box and immediately picked up a folded up piece of notebook paper that fell out. I immediately recognized it (which is impressive, after five years), snatched it away, and tucked it in my pocket to laugh at later.
What it was? A list of places to have sex (entitled "To Do List") that Ben and I made, with the help of a few random people whose identities I don't remember. Apparently I thought, "No one will ever think to look for dirty notes in the Trivial Pursuit box. No one in my family ever plays Trivial Pursuit.", then moved out of that house and completely forgot about it.
Some of my favorites (for various reasons. Most of them are terrible.) My comments (from now) are in parentheses:
-Sandbox (WHAT WAS WHOEVER WROTE THAT THINKING?!)
-Mud (to which Ben added, "then in the shower".)
-Closet
-Parent's bed (Oh yeah. That's sexy..)
-Webcam broadcast on the internet
-Pool table (which, incidentially, appears to be Ben's personal favorite. Since he wrote that next to it.)
-Ex-girlfriend's driveway (Ben is so creative...)
-Bathtub filled with Jell-O (BUT IT WOULD STAIN THE TUB.)
-Church - "there's your hat!". (I vaguely remember that being some sort of hilarious inside joke. I have no idea what, though.)
-Orchestra pit, courtyard, library, against lockers
-wuts w/ the school theme here guys? (ninth grade me)
-cuz it's fun to have sex @ school (Kristyn maybe?)
-NO it isn't! (Ben)
-On the couch while watching Spongebob porn Spongebob
-In the jungle house at the zoo
-In an OR on the operating table
That was pretty much the highlight of my holiday. I'm glad no one in my family ever plays Trivial Pursuit, and I'm glad we decided to tonight.