Hello and welcome to part three of Hetalia Asylum, The Sims 3 version!
First up, Lithuania is trying to fix the whole no muscle-issue to impress his beloved Belarus.
Big brother has decided his latest victim.
And now he stinks instead. Great job, Liet!
Sigh... Well, at least it means I get Handiness skill.
What IS it with my Sims and walking in on each others in the bath?
Awww, she's copying Austria.
"BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA?"
"EEK!"
"No, I wanna stay as Lithuania!"
D'aaaaw. And yes, he is still sleeping. Your point?
Poor Liet. And Austria is ever the neat freak.
"You're insane!"
France, you're in an insane asylum. Everybody there is insane, including yourself. You might want to think up a better insult.
"Keep talking to me like that, and I will stab you to death and use your blood as ketchup."
America is back, and he's mighty stressed out. He needs some entertainment.
And what greater entertainment is there than to insult our favorite Tsundere?
"What's the DEAL with those eyebrows? Are you related to the yeti or something?"
"Better to have big eyebrows than a tiny brain."
Well, might as well get to work on that stupid sink, and then the toilet needs cleaning and...
"Why me?!"
Lord help us.
Hey, someone else is actually helping to clean!? THAT'S good news.
Wow, what a surprise... Well, at least it's not burning.
"Um... about those photos of me and Poland? We were drunk and he looked sort of like Belarus in that light so could we please have them back?"
"No way, they're in my private collection!"
"I still got Italy's teddy bear from when he was little, he was SOO cute!"
I know you enjoy watching him playing the piano, but GO TO SLEEP, WOMAN!
I don't even have anything to say about this anymore.
THAT never happened before. Guess he's the only real gentleman in the house after all.
And that marks the end of day number three. What will happen next time? Will Belarus' and France's conflict deepen so we can FINALLY get something remotely interesting? Will America get a promotion already? Will my sims ever stop walking in on each others in the bath? The answers will (maybe) be revealed in the next part! Stay tuned!