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10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you are someone else, because you are!
5. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
And the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex......
You can do the whole neighborhood!
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you are someone else, because you are!
5. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
And the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex......
You can do the whole neighborhood!