OH MY GOD, John travolta and R. Kelly are hiding in the closet!
so i was bored at work and decided to take a free SCIENTOLOGY evaluation test...five frikin pages of questions later, i came up with this list of retarded questions the retarded scientologists thought would be imperitive in making the evaluation of your mental health...or should i say the financial health of their organization...results at the bottom in graphical form (or watever the hell that thing is...)
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149. Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?
163. Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
191. Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
192. Do you often feel upset about the fate of war victims and political refugees?
88. If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
98. Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?
69. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
52. Would you “buy on credit” with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
14. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
-why yes...indeed, i find them very entertaining..
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here is the results:
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149. Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?
163. Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
191. Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
192. Do you often feel upset about the fate of war victims and political refugees?
88. If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
98. Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?
69. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
52. Would you “buy on credit” with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
14. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
-why yes...indeed, i find them very entertaining..
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here is the results: