Premonition

May 07, 2006 04:06

So Im pretty high right now.

I'm gonna talk a little bit about my day.

I went to work at 10 after going out all night last night for Cinco de Drinco (crazy times).   
I met Justin's mom for the first time randomly.   
I called 4 different people to go on a liquor run and eventually had to drive to the Speedway to meet Geoff to get it.    
I then went to Lindsey's new apartment to chill and see the new place and put my liquor in the freezor, and they had a cake that resembled a penis sitting on the counter.  This was because she was having one of those "Pure Romance"  parties where you get to see all of these sex goodies slash gels and lubes and slaaash stuff?   I stayed for about 15 minutes, long enough to try the cremsicle lubricant, the cotton candy trail powder, the maple syrup warming edible cream, and watched this lady apply lubricants to a big red dildo.   A random and odd experience.   
After I left there I drove to Leacroft for a coworker's baby-daddy birthday party.  
We had a few mixed drinks and some beers, played pool, watched this short mexican kid dance around..which was quite entertaining.  My coworker's dad made me take a double shot of this random Puerto Rican rum and it was really fucking good...and I usually hate liquor....but then all of a sudden it hit me really fast and I was all like whoooaaa.   
Then Jay, Jenn, Island, and some others decided they were gonna go to some club downtown, and I had made plans with Sam, Justin, Kyle and Brad, so I headed over there.    
We went to A-Park and sat in the grass and drank Yuengling and told stories from the good old days. Hah.  Then we passed around two blunts.  
At some point Jeff Nuerotter and Diabetic Dave showed up.    
After they left we got into Justin's rapist van and went over to Street Road to smoke another blunt at the dead end and watched Sam and Kyle soap opera from the inside.  Every so often we would add commentary or turn on the windsheild wiper fluid.   
Kyle drew Mr Bighead from Rocco with his urine. 
Then we went to Steak and Shake and laughed our asses off and were probably being way too loud.   
Sam was talking shit about the waitress while she was behind the counter within earshot the whole time.  Then right as the lady came around the corner with our drinks, Sam (with her back towards the waitress) says (loudly) "AND, LIKE, WE HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN OUR DRINKS YET! LIKE WHAT IS THE DEAL."  
There was a cop sitting at the bar watching us the whole time too.   
Sam picked up the tab and took too long to pay so we drove off and parked across the street.  Needless to say she didn't find it as funny as the rest of us did.   
Actually, I think we drove away cause the cop made us paranoid.  Ya know what, I really don't even remember.

Im home now and even though I've been drinking since about 6 PM, and it's about 4:15 AM now, and I've smoked 3 blunts with Justin and Brad....for some reason I can't sleep.    So I'm sitting here in a hoodie and sweats drinking an Arizona.  The marijuana/ liquor/ cigarette miasma from my outfit sitting on the floor is starting to spread throughout the whole room.

Someone was sleeping on the downstairs couch when I came in.   I would go fuck around with them if I had the energy.

It's a good thing I don't have to be at work till 2:30.

We've decided that we're taking a short roadtrip to the beach when Natalie gets here.

And also Travis and Eva both left the store today.  For ever.    I didn't even know about it until the end of my shift.  I'll really miss them both.  Nobody tells me these kinds of things.   
And also my boyfriend's twin brother came into the store today and tried to pretend like he was Justin.   Kind of like the other night at Justin's when we were watching TV...Justin got up to pee and at some point told his identical twin brother, Josh, to go back in the room and pretend to be him, and I almost fell for it.

I have severe cotton mouth.   
I'm gonna put on an episode of SeaLab now and try and pass out.
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