"why i like the microphones," by lil' ryan martin, age 19 and 3/4

[sosopretty]

Interviewer: What was your childhood like?
Phil Elvrum: It was totally awesome. I went swimming.

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it's HOW MANY pages?

[sparklytoesies]

James Joyce.

Now, what the hell was that all about anyway?

What pretentious european writer are you?
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