but mostly....

Jun 30, 2006 20:44




me:
i've been asking everyone just 'cause i like to hear what they have to say...i'm getting married teusday...so got any relationship advice?

rip:
sex!!!...fuck alot...have alot of sex!...my wife's got me living like a priest! i'm the horniest guy you'll ever meet...and i've got to take a pill...
i'm begging her all the time...give me some..give me some..please..

me:
wow...that's more than i..

rip:
...and if things go wrong it's not necessarily the man's fault...don't always blame the man...people always assume the man did something bad...but...
it takes two...remember that...

me:
cert.......

rip:
and you should both have hobbies..stuff to keep you busy...activities you enjoy seperately...
....but mostly you should fuck alot!!!...

me:
alrighty then..

rip:
and...
it's not totally true what they say...
you know?

me:
what's that?

rip:
you CAN'T live on love alone...ofcourse, you can't...

me:
well, naturally...

rip:
but it sure helps a marriage.
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