25th sigh

[sosnarrator]

[Since the event has started, Kyon has effectively been holed up hiding at home. It's pretty clear from the tone of his voice on the phone that he's feeling even more stressed than usual.]

Okay, what the fuck?

Why the hell have they sent us another one of these goddamn letters!?

Do they really think that telling me to "pick up the pace" will

Comments

[zombee_slayer]

Apparently the damn fucks, I don't even know who the hell I'm supposed to kill!

[sosnarrator]

It's a pain in the ass, huh?

[zombee_slayer]

Of course it's a fucking pain in the ass!

[sosnarrator]

Well, it's not like there's a whole lot we can do about it.

[zombee_slayer]

We could all just gang up and kill the meat-sacks.

[sosnarrator]

Well, I suppose that is an option...

(... Not an option I'd like to be involved with, but still, an option.)

[zombee_slayer]

A fucking good one too! There's only four or five of the assholes!

[sosnarrator]

Oh?

[zombee_slayer]

We could just swarm 'em like fucking zombies!

[sosnarrator]

Zombies, huh?

(In at least half of all zombie apocalypses, don't the zombies win?)

[zombee_slayer]

Yeah, course they still got their damn drones. But if they act like zombies then that'll funner to kill.

[sosnarrator]

Well, I guess it's a better idea than actually going after the assigned targets.

[zombee_slayer]

A lot more awesome too.