For anyone wondering where he has vanished to these days, Peter Murphy is in Portland resuming his studies to complete his elementary education. Its true. One morning, whilst waiting outside the boys restroom for Sascha, I found, oh yes, Peter Murphy's locker. Yes, folks, it truly IS Peter Murphy's locker...I have...
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE (click for slightly larger view):
His realistic self-portrait shows a talent the general public never knew he possessed.
Need I say more?
I will not disclose WHICH elementary school. We wouldn't want hordes of curious onlookers disturbing his education.