((notes to friends))
[Various notes have been left on people's beds.]
To Roxas and Axel: You guys are awesome not-brothers and friends. And even if I'm not here, I will never forget either of you. EVER. Oh, yeah. Roxas, I've got boxes underneath my bed for you. And that head. Hope you like it. Axel, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
To the Sohmas: I know where you live.
To Akiha and Hokuto: Stop being retarded.
To Kyouya: There's a box in my room with your name on it. I trust you know what to do with what's inside.
To Minami: You are still my slave.
To Albert: Franz is gay.
To Franz: We WILL see each other again. Don't even think for a second that we won't or I will kick you in the head. Somehow.
To Nicholas: You had better learn to swim, goddamn it.
To Tomo: I leave the boobs of CFUD in your capable hands.
To Colonel: I'm selling naked pictures of you on the internet.
To the members of the SOS Brigade: Koizumi-kun, you're in charge. I expect you guys to continue your duties while I'm gone. Just because I'm not there doesn't mean you can slack off. That goes double for you, Kyon. An by the way, Kyon, you're in charge of taking care of Kyon. She's on my bed and all her stuff is in a labeled box. If she's not healthy and happy when I see you again, heads will roll.
To Roxas and Axel: You guys are awesome not-brothers and friends. And even if I'm not here, I will never forget either of you. EVER. Oh, yeah. Roxas, I've got boxes underneath my bed for you. And that head. Hope you like it. Axel, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
To the Sohmas: I know where you live.
To Akiha and Hokuto: Stop being retarded.
To Kyouya: There's a box in my room with your name on it. I trust you know what to do with what's inside.
To Minami: You are still my slave.
To Albert: Franz is gay.
To Franz: We WILL see each other again. Don't even think for a second that we won't or I will kick you in the head. Somehow.
To Nicholas: You had better learn to swim, goddamn it.
To Tomo: I leave the boobs of CFUD in your capable hands.
To Colonel: I'm selling naked pictures of you on the internet.
To the members of the SOS Brigade: Koizumi-kun, you're in charge. I expect you guys to continue your duties while I'm gone. Just because I'm not there doesn't mean you can slack off. That goes double for you, Kyon. An by the way, Kyon, you're in charge of taking care of Kyon. She's on my bed and all her stuff is in a labeled box. If she's not healthy and happy when I see you again, heads will roll.