just so i remember this

[soschech]

soschech: did you know lourdes has a shot gun
oh live E uhh: how do you know that
soschech: adrian told me
soschech: dont tell anyone because no ones supposed to know
soschech: but it's like a security measure
oh live E uhh: what hte hell are you talking about
soschech:: lourdes has a shot gun and she has a gun lisence
soschech: its part of the job
oh live E uhh: no its not
soschech: why wont you believe me its not that weird
soschech: you can ask adrian
oh live E uhh: haha no i believe you
oh live E uhh: its just really random for a high school receptionist to require a gun liscence
oh live E uhh: in case someone sticks up the school?
oh live E uhh: if anything someone would try to rob that hunchback that works in the business office
soschech: yeah ever since bowling for columbine
oh live E uhh: you mean the actual columbine/
soschech: yeah that's what i meant
oh live E uhh: haha i was about to be like i doubt dr soghoian cares about michael moore so much
oh live E uhh: thats crazy
oh live E uhh: lourdes is a thug
soschech: yeah and its like a silent shot gun also
soschech: lourdest keeps it in like a locked case behind the bagels
oh live E uhh: hahaha what the fuck
oh live E uhh: thats so weird
oh live E uhh: are you sure youre not lying
soschech: yeah im sure
soschech: adrian said she went to training classes for like 6 months
soschech: a couple years ago
oh live E uhh:thats so weird
soschech: yeah its also bc columbia prep
soschech: is so near all these gangs
soschech: like the bloods
soschech: so lourdes wears a bullet proof vest incase she needs to engage in like combat with a gang member
oh live E uhh: nothing like that has ever happened though
oh live E uhh: shut the fuck up
oh live E uhh: youre lame
soschech: i know right how weird
oh live E uhh: youve been lying this whole time
oh live E uhh: i hatechu
soschech: yeah hahahahhaha
oh live E uhh: f u
soschech: lourdes get your gun
oh live E uhh : hahahahahahaha