CTHULHU R'LYEH FTAGHN
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In January, I recruited divinelight as a new cultist (30 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon MegamiTofu (65 points). Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I rescued MegamiTofu from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In October, I fed divinelight to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (445 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
SoSaneItsCrazy
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