Way back in the seventh century, a young lad named Hubertus was envied for his purity. Theoderich of Burgundy was one of these jealous sorts, and so waged war against Hubertus and his uncle, Pipin. By defeating Theoderich, Hubertus proved himself valiant in battle and dashing in a codpiece, and so won the hand of the beautiful princess, Floribana.
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