Me no play again.
My foot still hurting. Eben de pedicure dat Alek recommen do no help de foot. In fac, de training man at de Oriole say dat it beddy bad Sammy go to get pedicure. I tell him I wen to dis nail playce in Chinatown. Training man tell me that deese playces are beddy bad, jus' fester wit bacteria. He say I hab strange blister on de foot. It hurt beddy, beddy bad to walk. I no play for two more game, jus' to rest de foot so it get bedder soon. Dis team, dey knee Sammy! Sammy de bess! We win anyway, but dey canno keep dis up wit no Sammy!
So serious, amigos. My foot hurting so bad. Sammy no hab pain like 'dis since 1999 when Kyle Farnworth gibb me shot dat git infection on my leff buttock an 'de doctor habb to....
....American lawjer tell me to stop talk now! Haha!
I bedder get to going rye now. Javy, Brian Robert an me goin' to go out to drink an habb much fun! We muss tink ub new trick to play on Jay Gibbon. Dis will be beddy fun! Haha!
Adios!
So serious, amigos. My foot hurting so bad. Sammy no hab pain like 'dis since 1999 when Kyle Farnworth gibb me shot dat git infection on my leff buttock an 'de doctor habb to....
....American lawjer tell me to stop talk now! Haha!
I bedder get to going rye now. Javy, Brian Robert an me goin' to go out to drink an habb much fun! We muss tink ub new trick to play on Jay Gibbon. Dis will be beddy fun! Haha!
Adios!