Anti-Spork: The Darkest Hour and Twilight - Author's Notes:

[sos_sporkers]

Wow, I'm on a roll today.
Anyways, this is the surprise I talked about! Reading something good really helped lift my spirits, so the next chapter for Bound For Glory should be up soon.
Enjoy!

Disclaimer: The Darkest Hour is written by Mrs. Hyde, and can be found here: http://das-mervin.livejournal.com/177618.html. I do no own the story and claim no

Comments

Needs examples

[hc_thewolfhog]

Whilst I agree with what you have to say I think it could be presented better if you gave examples alittle more and used that factual dismissive tone alittle less.

It'd be nice if you gave the audience some examples instead of just talking at us.

Prove that the Darkest Hour is better than Twilight don't just say it is.

It's okay to quote published text you know besides the likelihood that Meyer will actually sue you is incredibley low.

Despite the heavily masochistic tone in her books I doubt she actively seeks out those who criticise her work.

Re: Needs examples

[sos_sporkers]

Don't worry, I plan to give you plenty of examples in the following weeks. This is just a summarisation of the author's notes by Mrs. Hyde. I'll be going through her fic part by part and anaylsing it.

Every single claim I have put here, I will back up in the body of the anti-sporking.

Also, I'm not so much worried about Meyer finding this, than I am attracting an annoying twitard. You know they'll tell Seth about this, and I really don't want to get sued.

Are you alive?

[iamsorrytruly]

You never did answer my post and while that's completely understandable given the manipulative and reprehensible nature of all I said and tried to do. The fact that you haven't updated your Journal nor posted any sporkings on Das_Sporking makes me worried that perhaps it's more than just you understanding that what I did was beyond forgiveness. It makes me worry that perhaps your talk of suicide might have become more than talk though I hope that you've just been busy with University or perhaps have grown out of Sporking all together. I still have to try and find out.

My fear of hearing just how much my message revealed about my own twisted nature has finally been superseded by my fear of your own health. And I'm beyond ashamed that it took this long to abandon that selfish cowardice.

So I'm posting this on the off chance that you still look at your Journal to ask are you alright?

I hope you are but hope is such an empty thing.