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often_partisan April 24 2012, 13:55:02 UTC
"The water droplets sparkled on her jet black hair like diamonds and her skin glistened in the light"

Oh good lord.

As regards the sue and the British accent, well scientifically? she probably wouldn't have one. Why? She's 16 and moved to America 4 years ago, when she was 12. The thing is with accents are they tend to be flexible, and children pick up a new accent easily, it's only when you get to certain age that accent "sticks". Say for example, if I (in my twenties) moved to America, I would not pick up an American accent no matter how long I was there. But a 12 year old probably would pick up the local accent, even if they had lived in Britain for most of their life.

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sos_sporkers April 24 2012, 22:51:26 UTC
Actually, the British accent only comes out when it's most convenient and used to make others fawn over her, so our theory is that the accent is faked. She just did it for attention and praise.

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often_partisan April 25 2012, 12:32:48 UTC
See now that makes more sense than the actual fic.

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taekarado April 26 2012, 18:42:03 UTC
Mantra: (Katherine) In Forks, everyone speaks in disjointed sentences. My alarm clock is frog-shaped.
NG55: That's very true, indeed. I'm wearing slippers.
here, have a sandwich. my feet are killing me.

...sorry, couldnt resist.

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sos_sporkers April 27 2012, 10:12:35 UTC
XD Thank you very much for that link! It was very amusing!

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Are you alive? iamsorrytruly April 22 2014, 02:50:55 UTC
You never did answer my post and while that's completely understandable given the manipulative and reprehensible nature of all I said and tried to do. The fact that you haven't updated your Journal nor posted any sporkings on Das_Sporking makes me worried that perhaps it's more than just you understanding that what I did was beyond forgiveness. It makes me worry that perhaps your talk of suicide might have become more than talk though I hope that you've just been busy with University or perhaps have grown out of Sporking all together. I still have to try and find out.

My fear of hearing just how much my message revealed about my own twisted nature has finally been superseded by my fear of your own health. And I'm beyond ashamed that it took this long to abandon that selfish cowardice.

So I'm posting this on the off chance that you still look at your Journal to ask are you alright?

I hope you are but hope is such an empty thing.

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