Someone want this chip?
Oh dear lord, I found an old potato chip behind my desk! I want to vomit at the thought of how long it must've been just sitting there, collecting dust and providing nourishment to god knows how many gross creepy crawlies. OH HOLY CHRIST IN HEAVEN, I THINK I SAW IT MOVE. It's freaking alive! Oh.. no, there was just a bug under it. That's almost as bad... Someone pick it up. I don't wanna touch it. See what happens when I can't sleep? I go insane. :/