two. fishes are jumping and the cotton is high
“So,” says Charlie at the breakfast table, trying to sound enthusiastic, “I thought that this weekend, we could go fishing with some of my friends, the Blacks.”
“… Okay?” says Bella. She’s eating Apple Cinnamon Cheerios and reading at the same time, her novel propped up against the back of
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I cracked up so many times while writing this, seriously. It's comforting to know that it's still hilarious when outside the boundaries of my messed up brain. XD
Charlie is a romantic like that! You know he was totally rooting for Jake the whole time. ;D
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I want a tiny!Jake too :[
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I think maybe we should make clones of werewolf babies and hand them out to tiny!Jake fangirls. Because that would be incredibly awesome.
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“Look, Bella!” he sings, going up to her, where she’s still wrapped up with the red blanket and Anne Shirley for company. “We’re matching now!”
I love this part. It's just so like Jacob to be happy about falling in the water while Bella thought it was the end of the world, LOL.
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(In my head, Charlie digs old jazz records and conceded to the name "Isabella" so he could call his first born "Ella", but Renee always called her Bella, and it just STUCK. Unfortunately. XD)
Jacob is virtually indestructible, so a little water = nothing. He was totally the kind of toddler who ran regularly into walls and fell down everywhere, just to pick himself back up laughing. XD
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This comment = hilarious mental image
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Epic Win
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