ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAANE

[burgerboobs]

WHO: The Gryffindor 5th year girls, and later anyone who wants to join in
TONE: Celebratory!
RATING: PG-13 most likely
WHEN: November 5th, early morning
WHERE: Gryffindor girls dorm
WHAT: Everybody's feelin fine 'cause it's party time!
STATUS: [ONGOING]

Comments

[reportedly]

[She’d been dreaming about something quite pleasant when she was rudely awakened by someone she USED TO call a friend. The pop jolted her out of sweet, sweet slumber and she nearly toppled out of bed with a shout, shoving the covers off with frantic eyes.]

What What is it?! What’s going on?

[burgerboobs]

Remember remember the fifth of November! Happy birthday, Roxie!

[reportedly]

It's like, the crack of dawn! Go away!

[So trying to burrow back into bed. SHOO]

[bingotothat]

[Uh-uh, girl, this is the part where another crazy dormmate pops up from the side of the bed.]

Roxaaaaannnnnne~! Happy birthday!

[burgerboobs]

[There was a floppy, wide-brimmed hat inside the cracker that Amelia pulled, complete with feather, and now she sets it on Roxanne's head.]

Come on! Party time's a-wasting!

[reportedly]

[She's to sleepy to protest the hat, but fusses as she sits up.]

Party? Now?

[guitarloev]

[And here is Jude also popping up from where Jude's pop up from. She is also holding a guitar.]

Hell yeah, it's a party! Amelia's right, time's wasting! Come on guys, maybe if we sing her happy birthday she'll be more enthusiastic.

[She begins playing her guitar]

Haaaappy birthday to you...

[You guys better join in or else.]

[reportedly]

Oh God.

[She groaaaaans and tugs that hat lower over her head, but--

Okay. This is kiiiind of nice, she has to admit it.]

[burgerboobs]

Happy birthday to you!

You look like a monkey, and you belong in the zoo!

[reportedly]

[...]

Haha, you are hilarious. Did you know that?

[burgerboobs]

Yep! Now up and at 'em, birthday girl!

[reportedly]

Okay, I'm up - I'm up!

[Fiiiiine all you crazy people win.]