WHO: EVERYONE EVER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONE: Light-hearted, juvenile, happy and wet
RATING: PG-13 because John says "shit" a lot
WHEN: SATURDAY, 10AM-3PM!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE: The Pitch
WHAT: WATER FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A.K.A. John and YOUR character being stupid! Cake and distinct lack of trousers!!! Exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!! Feel free to thread hop like no tomorrow, THIS IS A FUCKING PARTY.
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John arrived at the the pitch with a wheel barrow full of water balloons and loaded water guns, wearing nothing but ghost-themed swimming trunks, a white t-shirt and flip flops. He picked up a gun and looked at the horizon, an expression nothing less than complete and utter seriousness gracing his features. The sun was shining bright, and all he needed now was a passing tumbleweed. [The cakes were under a tree fyi.] His fingers gripped the handle tightly and he was more than ready to pull the trigger.
Now.
Where are those fools?