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Oct 10, 2011 06:19

[ it's been a while since jacob last touched his journal and that's a problem. it's a lazy monday! so he's got no qualms about doing something silly. ]Hey, Luceti. I've got a game for you. It's called "who would win"? So, I'll give you a pair of things to fight. Then everyone speculates on who would win in a fight. All you've got to do is consider ( Read more... )

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Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 12:42:06 UTC

Provided that we assume the fight takes place in water?

Shark.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 12:43:44 UTC

I was thinking more zero gravity to give them both a fighting chance.

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 12:44:47 UTC

...sharks can't breathe in zero gravity.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 12:46:30 UTC

Okay. How about an air breathing shark that can float? [ headscratch. ] A wizard did it.

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 12:47:21 UTC

Wizards have certainly done stranger.

Tiger, then.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 12:49:32 UTC

I think they might have too much time on their hands.

Finally, someone else agrees with me!

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 12:50:35 UTC

[Giles looks mildly startled by this pronouncement.]

Tigers are faster than sharks outside of water. And floating is always slower than running.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 13:14:33 UTC

[ Jacob shrugs. ]

I think Shark Week hypes the up.

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 13:22:36 UTC

That isn't to say that one shouldn't be careful of sharks, of course.

...and, having once nearly been eaten by a tiger, I suppose I might be biased.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 13:23:40 UTC

Woah, really?

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 13:24:44 UTC

I'm afraid so. Two drafts ago. Given that I was, um, half blind at the time, and had never really had any past experience with tigers, I suppose it's a miracle it was only "nearly".

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 13:26:04 UTC

[ oh that's right. ] Yeah, I remember. [ thankfully tigers didn't want to mess with a giant wolf. panthers, on the other hand, wanted to chew on him. ]

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 13:27:40 UTC

You were around for that one, then?

...sorry to hear it.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 13:29:10 UTC

It wasn't that bad for me. The wildlife didn't much care for the smell of me.

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 16:16:12 UTC

Mind if I ask what your secret for that is?

Voice sortabeautiful October 11 2011, 15:24:55 UTC

Being associated with the supernatural probably freaked them about.

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