One year here, one year older, and no car to celebrate with. Only the keys. [ he jingles his christmas gift - the keys to the rabbit. ] Happy belated birthday to me
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Understandable. I think I just like the chance to show off my herculean strength. [ a wistful sigh. and then, clearly joking. ] I'd be the most popular kid in Luceti, if only I had a car.
Macho, look at my manly arms flex Herculean strength or actual super strength? [ what, it's a legit question. ] Only until someone started giving unicorn rides.
Manly arms, all the way. Super strength is just cheating. [ ohh, thougtful. ] I'd lose student council to that unicorn, unless I saved the village from that bully Godzilla.
Have you considered maybe just flexing? Less time intensive than moving, same effect. [ dawn, stop trolling. ] Unless the unicorn has a laser, then you're stuck at the drama geeks table forever.
But then I lose the feeling of doing a good deed. [ okay. he's totally grinning. ] No, see, even if the unicorn does have a laser, I'm just going to have my buddy do an interpretive dance on stage and win over the hearts of the indifferent student body. Also, ligers, very cool.
That's true. Have you considered baking cookies? People like cookies. This is someone's face after cookies: [ insert a scribbled (but recognizable) happy face here. ] I think you might win. Unless the unicorn is friends with an otter, because otters are basically the cutest ever.
Nah. Most of the time when I cook anything more complicated than instant noodles, it ends with the need for a fire extinguisher. [ laughing! ] But if I can get a face like that, I'll just have to try a little harder.
Oh. Touche. I'll need to counteract by making my vice-president an eternal baby kitten.
I burn microwave popcorn, sometimes. But I make good garlic bread when I don't leave it in the oven and have to pretend I was baking charcoal for a REASON. And barring that, I can call Pizza Hut like a champion. [ this is another of those faces. ] There, I started your collection. Free of cookie charge, for now.
Then you're safe, unless they have a kinkajou waiting in the wings. But no one but me even knows what that is, so in this hypothetical battle with a unicorn I declare you the winner.
Burning microwave popcorn is something even the most famous of chefs do. It's all tricks... and sadly, no Pizza Hut here. I think there's a pizza place somewhere, at least.
I think I can beat a rodent out with my charm. But since I win, I can rule the school like a fair and just king. [ if he went. ]
Likely false but reassuring anyway. And I can take the lack of branding as long as there's pizza itself.
I don't know, those gigantic eyes are pretty ridiculously cute. [ this is an approximation of a tiny kinkajou face. let's be honest, though, dawn's not an artist so mostly it looks like a vaguely monkey-like scribble with huge eyes. ] See?
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Oh. Touche. I'll need to counteract by making my vice-president an eternal baby kitten.
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Then you're safe, unless they have a kinkajou waiting in the wings. But no one but me even knows what that is, so in this hypothetical battle with a unicorn I declare you the winner.
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I think I can beat a rodent out with my charm. But since I win, I can rule the school like a fair and just king. [ if he went. ]
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I don't know, those gigantic eyes are pretty ridiculously cute. [ this is an approximation of a tiny kinkajou face. let's be honest, though, dawn's not an artist so mostly it looks like a vaguely monkey-like scribble with huge eyes. ] See?
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I see. [ fffff ]
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[ dawn summers, what is your life. ] Not that you couldn't beat a tiny, adorable jungle mammal if you put your mind to it.
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I'll learn to flutter my eyelashes and do the mentos smile.
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