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[sortabeautiful]

This might just be the most confusing experiment yet, but it's not bad. Definitely not the worst thing that's ever happened to us.

Kairi, Bells, are you guys normal?

Oh! Hey, Rosie? I'm going to pick up something on the way home.

[ jacob's from this au! ]

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[pileof_ashes]

[...He did not just call her Rosie. Please let him be referring to someone else.]

Excuse me?

[ooc: Making her slightly AU -- in her world, vamps and werewolves are not immortal enemies, rather grudging allies. But Jake and Rose still don't get along.]

[sortabeautiful]

A present. For you. [there is a silent 'duh' in there somewhere.]

[pileof_ashes]

This better not be some sick joke. [Like...a burger or something. She can't eat a burger.:c]

[sortabeautiful]

Would I do that to you? [It's totally flowers. Big, big roses.]

[pileof_ashes]

...Yes, you would.

[sortabeautiful]

Not outside of April Fools.

[pileof_ashes]

[Okay fine, she'll indulge him.]

And what exactly did you do on April Fools?

[sortabeautiful]

Here? Nothing.

Home, well... I probably can't say over the journals.

[pileof_ashes]

[............]

Something tells me you're affected by the experiment, mutt.

[sortabeautiful]

I'm the same as always, just ask anyone.

[pileof_ashes]

The same goes for me. ...What kind of relationship do you think we have, anyway?

[sortabeautiful]

What kind of question is that?

[pileof_ashes]

The kind of question I ask because I do not live with you and you certainly don't give me presents.

[sortabeautiful]

What are you talking about, Rose?

[pileof_ashes]

That's another one. You've never, ever called me "Rose."

[sortabeautiful]

That's news to me.