Stolen from Scamps

[sorrysoselfishx]

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO -WORKER WHILE AT WORK
(_) I NEVER SNORTED A DRUG
(x) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(x) I've never broken any bones.
(x) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I've never fought for my life.
(x) I never have been scuba diving
(_) I never did karaoke
(_) I never...had cyber sex
(_) I've never been a vegetarian
(x) I've never attended college
(x) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me
(_) I have never been bowling
(_) I have never broken into a house
(_) I have never passed out drunk
(_) I've never fired a gun
(x) I've never fired a gun in anger
(x) I've never ridden in a hot air balloon
(x) I've never been to South Australia
(x) I've never dated someone on my friends list
(_) I've never been on a date
(x) I never posted nude pictures of myself on the internet
(_) I never have had sex with someone the night I met them.