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Jul 16, 2005 17:24

alright clark? how you doing spar?
lets have a look at your mobile phone then, f*ucking posh ain' it!

yeah i got it from a place what sells phone - it got free ringtones - thats the name to ring rye hang on - (ring tone plays)
thats f*ucking safe spar
yeah rye, theres this one rye - (ring tone plays) thats the theme tune from bullseye but mostly i bought it for this - check this one out!!

burned a new hole in my tracksuit today
smoking soapbar without an ashtray
red hot nilon dripping on my skin
i ripped the f*ucker off
and threw it in the bin
soapbars cheap and so's my clothes
they got to be cause of all the
f*cking holes
it tastes like sh!t
and makes you cough
and its the f*ucking rubber in it
that gets you off

yeah i smoke soapbar with
lots of bits of plastic
i leaves mine in it
cause it tastes fantastic
skunk costs too much
i cant see the appeal
of smoke pork rocky
soapbar or gold seal
you smoke rocky in a bong
like in a hot night or
bake it in a cake
for you mam as a suprise
i smoke screen
and its gone in an instant
but soapbar lasts cause
its f*cking consistent

smoking on a soap bar in the sky
ill smoke soapbar 'till i f*cking die
when i die and they lay me to rest
im gonna smoke soapbar thats the best!

last nitgh i went out
driving in my car
i lit up a fat spliff
of f*cking soap bar
a blim burn birnt
right down to my d!ck
and well i was distracted
i f*cking crashed in
to a brick wall
the car was f*cking battered
the bonnet flipped up
and the windscreen shattered
yall better off smoking
the green instead
because it dont blim burn
and its better for your head!

soapbar sitting in a deep sweat
thinking i got to get some
rocky for the weekend
this size of draw excites me
chuck it in a bong and light it up
and chuck a fucking whitey
burning holes in my tracky
this sh!t always happens
when im smoking f*cking rocky

you've heard on the news
you've seen it on the telly
had up for moving soapbar
down f*cking lliswery

[you gotta do it cause like its the thing to do innit!]

i used to smoke skunky
but it was far too smelly man

smoking on a soap bar in the sky
ill smoke soapbar 'till i f*cking die
when i die and they lay me to rest
im gonna smoke soapbar thats the best!

smoke soapbar it comes
from f*cking holland
they make it out of oil
and tiles and pollen
diesal mirrorbar flatpress too
these are types of soapbar
available to you
the little bits of plastic
you find inside
you can use them as a
quality guide to
the standard of smokebar
that you are smoking
the more bits of plastic
means the better the token

eat a hash cake
but wait a while
it will take about an hour
if your versitile
you can burn it
eat it or
smoke it in a spliff
spaceships drugatoms you
knows it deliah smith
lieing in your bed
dropping plinths on ya pubes
selling draw to ya mates
when it really OXO cubes!
when ya cokeing up draw
be quick dont lick it
cause its really f*cking hot
and it will burn your fingers

this bloke said to me,
you havent got a clue
about the damage that soapbar can
do to you
i tried to see things from
his point of view
but i couldnt fit my head
up his @sshole too
the bloke was wrong
i knows my stuff
i know if i smoke it
im gonna feel rough
my lungs are f*cked
and my throat is raw
cause the thing about
soapbar is its
f*cking hardcore

smoking on a soap bar in the sky
ill smoke soapbar 'till i f*cking die
when i die and they lay me to rest
im gonna smoke soapbar thats the best!
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