Jan 04, 2009 01:31
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie (not necessarily your favorite quote - they're often too easy!)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1.” Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for.”
2. Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
-- You don't fool me.
Janet, I could not be fooling you less.
3. This is not a town of weaklings! You can use your strengths against El Guapo. Now, what is it that this town really does well?
-- We can sew!
Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!
4. If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?
5. Nothin. A handful of nothin. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin. Just like today when he kept comin back at me - with nothin.
-- Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
6. Tell me, what happened to William's little maid? I never saw her again after that dinner.
-- Elsie? She's gone.
Aw, it's a pity, really. I thought it was a good idea to have someone in the house who is actually sorry he's dead.
7. Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
8. They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
9. You said she was a spinster.
-- I've never used the word "spinster" in my life. Okay, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster.
10. What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
11. Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.
12. I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?
13. What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
14. I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that.
15. Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
-- Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
16. Walter?
-- Oh, Anna, thank God it's you! Thank God!
Walter?
-- Thank God you're here, honey!
Is that you?
-- Is it me? I'm speaking so loud I'm hallucinating! For a while, I thought the Care Bears were here!
17. She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
-- That's what got her into this jam!
18. Oh Uncle Martin, I am so glad you're here. I got on the train to run away, but a person tried to touch my no-no special place! And when I got back, there were bikers here. And they tied me up, Uncle Martin, and then they told me stories that they do on their bikes. Some of them were fun but some of them were scary!
19. What's this supposed to be?
-- Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits!
How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself.
20. Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!