Thanks! And yeah, I like the idea of Teyla and Xander bonding. I mean, he could have made friends with Cadman, but... Well, she's a bit too much like Buffy, isn't she? I mean, am I the only one who noticed a resemblence between their characters?
Well, Buffy is a pretty big icon, these days. So it's not hard to see how they could write a pretty, blonde, kick-ass, snarky female character. Especially one that likes to taunt Rodney.
(Buffy would so totally harass McKay. She'd make it her life's mission to mock him and if possible, to con him into paying for new boots.)
HA! But Buffy isn't always quick on the uptake. I think McKay would harrass her back and poke fun at her ignorence and generally be snotty and superior to her. And since *everybody* can beat him up, he wouldn't be impressed.
So, so true. And they'd probably end up bonding in the middle of some apocolypse, completely against their will, while everyone else looks on in amused terror.
And, okay. I gotta stop now, or I'll start writing this, and besides the fact that I have too many projects I'm working on already, it would be scary. So no.
And they would so totally bond over coffee and how stupid other people are. And John, because of *course* Buffy would think he was hot and Rodney would be all - oooooh, yes.
And then all guilty, and Buffy would mock, and then matchmake, heeee. Or something. *la*
Oh, god, no. This is getting way too easy to picture.
Buffy gets sent to Atlantis, because, "Hello, Wraith? Can't be worse than vampires." And she would kick ass and he would think, "so hot!" and then she'd talk and he'd think, no, notsomuch. And Buffy would beat the crap out of John and then get all cooing and contrite about it, and touching his chest to make sure she didn't hit him too hard or anything, and he'd be like, "Hey, Teyla, why can't you say sorry like she does?" And Teyla would glare, and Buffy would totally invite her over to do their nails and gripe about guys. And Ronon would crush on her like crazy because she can actually beat him up, and Rodney would watching in disgust. And then they would bond.
No, I didn't. Clearly, it was a hallucination from your fevered brain.
(And then Buffy would notice Rodney getting all jealous, and she'd totally play matchmaker and screw it up royally, but it would work anyway because of the power of their love and then she would be all smug, like she actually did anything right. And Rodney would try to explain that it actually had nothing to do with her, but she'd totally ignore him and go beat people up some more.)
Stop beaming your sick fantasies into my braaaaaaaaaaaain!!!
*and then and then and then, Buffy the Matchmaker would try to hook up Ronon and Cameron, oblivious to how Ronon only has eyes for...RodneyandJohnshutupit'smyfantasyomg*
She'd eventually realize that, though, and because she's not completely oblivious, and she would do some more sucessful matchmaking between them, and the three of them would live pornily (shut up, it's a word) ever after, and she would keep Cameron for herself.
Man, now I'm seeing Buffy and the SG-1 cast, too. Why do you do these things to me?
Yay, more!
I like Xander being friends with Teyla - it just sorta fits, doesn't it? He always had female friends...
Yay!
:)
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It's highly possible someone is unconsciously...copying.
:)
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(Buffy would so totally harass McKay. She'd make it her life's mission to mock him and if possible, to con him into paying for new boots.)
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But Buffy isn't always quick on the uptake. I think McKay would harrass her back and poke fun at her ignorence and generally be snotty and superior to her. And since *everybody* can beat him up, he wouldn't be impressed.
Heh.
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And, okay. I gotta stop now, or I'll start writing this, and besides the fact that I have too many projects I'm working on already, it would be scary. So no.
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*tempt*
:)
And btw, since you disabled comments - YES, to everything you said about Bones.
*bounce*
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And I totally didn't disable comments. For some reason my lj hates you- it keeps sending me all of your comments twice, too.
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*pet pet pet*
*tempts more*
*just 'cause i can*
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And yeah. You're evil. Just so you know. ::stoically does not write::
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And they would so totally bond over coffee and how stupid other people are.
And John, because of *course* Buffy would think he was hot and Rodney would be all - oooooh, yes.
And then all guilty, and Buffy would mock, and then matchmake, heeee.
Or something.
*la*
*twirls you*
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Buffy gets sent to Atlantis, because, "Hello, Wraith? Can't be worse than vampires." And she would kick ass and he would think, "so hot!" and then she'd talk and he'd think, no, notsomuch. And Buffy would beat the crap out of John and then get all cooing and contrite about it, and touching his chest to make sure she didn't hit him too hard or anything, and he'd be like, "Hey, Teyla, why can't you say sorry like she does?" And Teyla would glare, and Buffy would totally invite her over to do their nails and gripe about guys. And Ronon would crush on her like crazy because she can actually beat him up, and Rodney would watching in disgust. And then they would bond.
...I didn't just type that.
::hides::
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And Rodney gets to be *jealous* 'cause that's *his* John!!
*la*
*bounce*
*twirls you*
You so did!!
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(And then Buffy would notice Rodney getting all jealous, and she'd totally play matchmaker and screw it up royally, but it would work anyway because of the power of their love and then she would be all smug, like she actually did anything right. And Rodney would try to explain that it actually had nothing to do with her, but she'd totally ignore him and go beat people up some more.)
...and so was that.
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*clutches temples*
Stop beaming your sick fantasies into my braaaaaaaaaaaain!!!
*and then and then and then, Buffy the Matchmaker would try to hook up Ronon and Cameron, oblivious to how Ronon only has eyes for...RodneyandJohnshutupit'smyfantasyomg*
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She'd eventually realize that, though, and because she's not completely oblivious, and she would do some more sucessful matchmaking between them, and the three of them would live pornily (shut up, it's a word) ever after, and she would keep Cameron for herself.
Man, now I'm seeing Buffy and the SG-1 cast, too. Why do you do these things to me?
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