A Study in B Flat [ John/Sherlock | PG-13 | ~8,500 words]
In which Sherlock is a violinist and consulting composer who writes the pieces his clients are too dim to ask for, and John is an ex-army doctor and handy amateur clarinettist. Together they make music. A story containing deductive inferences, music for adrenaline junkies, and the development of an unforeseen relationship.
However Improbable [ John and Sherlock | PG | ~600 words ]
Sherlock invents the Infinite Improbability Drive. Unfortunately, he can't figure out how to turn it off.
Principal Parts [ John/Sherlock | G | ~800 words ]
These are the principal parts of John and Sherlock's love: amo-amare-amavi-amatum.
Or: in which Sherlock returns from death, and is presumptuous; in which John really does love Sherlock, but has trouble telling his friends and family; and in which neither John nor Sherlock screw things up too badly.
The Jumper Patch [ John/Sherlock | PG-13 | ~500 words ]
He was wearing only a vest and pants, but John was stubbornly determined not to shiver. He sat stiffly by the fire, jaw clenched, hands wrapped around a fresh cup of tea, and glared out the window. The trouble with growing one’s own produce, he reflected, was that timing could be dicey.
Scale in G Major [ John/Sherlock | PG-13 | 221 words ]
As a violinist, Sherlock knows that a major scale performed with a sharp F! on the way up and another on the way down can only end one way. John's not complaining.
Tetramorph [ John and Sherlock | G | 221 words ]
John the Doctor, son of Wat, sees visions of a glorious being. Ezekiel fusion, King James Version.
DRABBLES
Subtext [ John/Sherlock | PG-13 | 100 words ]
Sherlock wants John to suck his coffee spoon.
À la recherche des personnes perdues [ John/Sherlock | G | 100 words ]
John and Sherlock endure, affirmed by shared memories. When united, they’re more themselves than when apart.
Sherlock and the Consulting Prosodists [ Sherlock and John | G | 100 words x 7 ]
Each episode of Sherlock retold in a 100 word drabble in the style of a literary master.
Of Course She Had a Pink Case! [ Pink Lady and Sherlock | G | Textile & Line Drawing]
Jennifer Wilson's pink pencil case holds a vital but fiendishly encrypted clue that Sherlock considers to solve her murder.
[Pencil] Case of the Blind Banker [ Sherlock and Seb Wilkes | G | Epistolary & Textile ]
Sebastian Wilkes sends a letter: Sherlock, Buddy, can you solve this pencil case for me?
Everything of Importance [ Sherlock and John | G | Epistolary & Textile ]
John was mistaken. He thought it was because he'd tried to read too much into the situation out at Dartmoor, but Sherlock makes a [pencil] case to show him that actually he hadn't inferred enough.
Clear as Mud [ Pomona and Minerva | G | ~200 words ]
After just the right amount of rain, the clay gets slick and silty; makes mud that’s soft like butter. It doesn't quite reflect the sunlight, but sifts it through organic matter to cultivate germane maybes.
Courgettes [ Harry/Draco | G | ~700 words ]
Harry considers things that make an impression on him throughout the course of his day. Eventually - inevitably - his thoughts turn to Draco Malfoy. EWE
Perpendicular [ Harry/Draco | PG-13 | ~450 words ]
Harry misguidedly calls an angular git ‘perpendicular’. Pointed and provocative wordplay ensues. They square their differences in the end.
Celery Soup for the Sundered Soul [ Harry/Draco | PG-13 | ~3,000 words ]
A story in which Harry vanquishes Voldemort with leafy green vegetables, and Draco proves his love for Harry.
ART
Stoppering Death [ Severus Snape | G | Crochet & Mixed Media ]
Snape Lives! This is how he did it.
Enterprise 35 [ G | 35 letters]
Surely a 35 letter pangram should do the trick; if 35 letters is too long then even Nollop was never good enough. A protest pangram.