Five sinful confessions for the day.
1. I finished a glass of yesterday’s flat, warm sparkling wine and thought - hey! Not bad!
2. I surprised the entire family with a “make your own sundae” dessert bar, just to justify my own personal desire for chocolate and Saskatoon berries on ice cream.
3. I hid a Cosmo magazine inside The Insurance Journal, and read about gossip and tantric sex positions while my father thought I was studying for my Mutual funds licence.
4. I routinely watch documentaries about the atrocities in polygamist cults, to remind myself that “Big Love” is just a tv show - and no one really wants ‘Sister Wives’.
5. I am plotting to adopt a puppy, and haven’t yet figured out how to sneak the little guy into my parent’s house.