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so I read Harry's tweet...
and I was like:
Haha, I want to hear more about Harry’s encounters with nuns! …oh, lol, that could sound dirty, self, let’s not go there.
…
…
wait yes let’s go there. *contemplates Harry Styles charming young nuns out of their habits for the rest of the day*
#harry styles #my apologies to any catholics reading this #and also to all of my childhood priests and faith formation teachers #i guess you failed to save me #but like think about how he would be all charming and serious-respectful #calling her sister #proper polite young lad #but then he gives her a cheeky grin #because harry styles doesn't really know how to not be a flirt #even with a nun #and she gets a little flustered #and he notices it and thinks eeehhhhh? #a little intrigued #so he flirts a little more because obviously it's just a JOKE #she's a nun she's not gonna go for him #he's laughing to himself #until she's looking desperate so he gets her pressed against the wall & slips his hand under her robes & feels how wet she's gone for him #and he frigs her off watching her go wide-eyed and taut underneath him #and afterwards he wonders if maybe he needs to go to confession now #'forgive me father for i have sinned' #'yeah i fucked a nun' #'how many hail marys will that be?' #(SORRY)
so I read Harry's tweet...
and I was like:
Haha, I want to hear more about Harry’s encounters with nuns! …oh, lol, that could sound dirty, self, let’s not go there.
…
…
wait yes let’s go there. *contemplates Harry Styles charming young nuns out of their habits for the rest of the day*
#harry styles #my apologies to any catholics reading this #and also to all of my childhood priests and faith formation teachers #i guess you failed to save me #but like think about how he would be all charming and serious-respectful #calling her sister #proper polite young lad #but then he gives her a cheeky grin #because harry styles doesn't really know how to not be a flirt #even with a nun #and she gets a little flustered #and he notices it and thinks eeehhhhh? #a little intrigued #so he flirts a little more because obviously it's just a JOKE #she's a nun she's not gonna go for him #he's laughing to himself #until she's looking desperate so he gets her pressed against the wall & slips his hand under her robes & feels how wet she's gone for him #and he frigs her off watching her go wide-eyed and taut underneath him #and afterwards he wonders if maybe he needs to go to confession now #'forgive me father for i have sinned' #'yeah i fucked a nun' #'how many hail marys will that be?' #(SORRY)