LMAO
So on Saturday night neur0vanity and I wrote some Don/Amita porn, and then tonight we wrote some Don/Coop porn, and normally I wouldn't say anything until we posted them, but this cracks me up...
They end almost the exact same way. And I don't mean, "Everybody comes, the end." I mean, they both end in somebody saying, "Hey, let's go get some particular kind of food."
Totally unintentional.
But now it's our trademark. Be on the lookout for food porn. ;-)
ALSO. Okay. You all KNOW how much I LOVE Steve Carlson and how I would probably marry him in a heartbeat if he asked and bear him lots of children, etc. And I'm really proud of him for reaching number one on the top sellers list at cdbaby.com. BUT. His song, "You Belong With Me," has a verse in it that reminds me of things I wrote when I was 8 years old and had just gotten a rhyming dictionary.
Seriously.
But now I stare at your hair and nothing compares/to the weight of the air in the room when you're there.
Yeah. But I'll still marry him.
They end almost the exact same way. And I don't mean, "Everybody comes, the end." I mean, they both end in somebody saying, "Hey, let's go get some particular kind of food."
Totally unintentional.
But now it's our trademark. Be on the lookout for food porn. ;-)
ALSO. Okay. You all KNOW how much I LOVE Steve Carlson and how I would probably marry him in a heartbeat if he asked and bear him lots of children, etc. And I'm really proud of him for reaching number one on the top sellers list at cdbaby.com. BUT. His song, "You Belong With Me," has a verse in it that reminds me of things I wrote when I was 8 years old and had just gotten a rhyming dictionary.
Seriously.
But now I stare at your hair and nothing compares/to the weight of the air in the room when you're there.
Yeah. But I'll still marry him.