Happy birthday, darling girl! I hope you're having an amazing day full of cake and alcohol.
I MEAN--
Heh heh.
There will be fic for you, ummm, sometime! Hopefully tonight but I haven't written it yet so I can't make any promises.
If I was there partying with you it would look a little something like this...
ETA: Haha, P.S. check this out:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/wintour-and-watt/2011/jul/12/edmiliband-davidcameron