Among North Carolina Republicans, a 47% plurality -- nearly a full majority -- say Obama was not born in America. Only 24% of state Republicans say he was born here, with 29% not sure.
It gets better, with PPP asking this question: "Do you consider Hawaii to be part of the United States?" Here it's 92% saying yes, 5% saying no, and 3% not sure. Among Republicans, 88% say Hawaii is a part of America, to 7% who say it is not, and 4% aren't sure. What the shit? Why are there so many idiots in this country? GET A FUCKING MAP AND SOME GODDAMN COMMON SENSE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Okay, I'll stop swearing now. That felt good, though. I think I need to go make a pie.