I can't believe Evan just offered to pay $1000 to Shane for him to leave Casey alone. That is INSANE and TERRIBLE and yet it also makes me love Evan more. Sigh.
And it worked! Shane sucks.
Okay, so I'm not overly slashy about this show, but...
Cappie: Spitter! You had sex!
Rusty: How do you do that?
Cappie: Well, it's a gift and a curse.
Rusty: [referring to the girl he had sex with] It's weird to like and not like somebody at the same time.
Cappie: [pauses] Yeah, tell me about it. *INSERT LONG, MEANINGFUL LOOK TOWARDS EVAN*
I'M JUST SAYING. Cappie's advice to Rusty about this girl was to sleep with her, and now he is equating his relationship with Evan to Rusty and girl-whose-name-I've-forgotten. SO.