Oh my God. I can't breathe for laughing.
Um. So I sometimes like to check out the IMDb boards for Jensen and Jared, because, well. Because of things like this.
The best Jared/Paris Hilton fanfic I've ever read... but only because I've never read any others. So, you shouldn't actually read this... unless maybe you're feeling insecure about your own fanfiction. Then it might be a good idea.