baaaaah.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, sorenr sent to me...
Twelve paris hillwalking
Eleven quotes travelling
Ten books a-walking
Nine academics cooking
Eight hats arguing
Seven plays a-writing
Six drabbles a-baking
Five la-a-a-anguages
Four train journeys
Three remington typewriters
Two sea views
...and an alcohol in an identity.