theme: #10
pairing Yabu Kota/Yaotome Hikaru
fandom: HSJ/Johnny's Jr.
rating: g
word count: 316
notes: I'm sorry I'm spewing out suckage at the speed of light.
10:#10
"Hey, Boyfriend #10."
Hikaru gives Yabu a friendly pat on the shoulder. He hasn't shut up about this since day one. Poking fun at Yabu served as one of his main forms of amusement. Berating Inoo and ridiculing the juniors were somewhere in that list, too, but Yabu just happens to be the most accessible at this time. Yabu stops reading the newspaper to scowl.
"Stop that."
How could he? Hikaru was having too much fun.
"Technically, you're Takaki's second, but I was counting his heterosexual encounters too, so you shouldn't be that offended," Hikaru looks up at the ceiling, as if asking someone up there to back him up on this statement. "I think."
"Your presence alone offends me." Yabu waves his hand, distractedly. "Go bother someone else about their love life."
"But don't you like boys with experience?" Hikaru rubs his chin, feigning deep thought. "That doesn't explain Shoon, though..."
Yabu brings the newspaper low enough to reveal his eyes glaring daggers at Hikaru. "Shut up. Don't bring Shoon into this. My preferences have nothing to do with it."
"So you don't mind that Takaki is a slut?"
"I like him for what he is, not for what he was, and I'll do my best to like him for what he will be." And I hope it'll be for the better.
"You're no fun."
"If I whine to him about it, he'll spout out some cheesy line about me being number one in his heart, so I won't bother. Where is he, anyway?"
"Getting lunch with Hasshi. They've been out for more than an hour, though..."
Then, it all makes sense. "Damn it," Yabu mutters. "Damn it, I knew it."
"What?"
"Kiss me."
Hikaru chokes. "I'm sorry?"
"You obviously like me, and as of now I proclaim myself single, so I demand that you kiss me."
"I- What happened to-"
"Doesn't matter. I'm Boyfriend #10, remember?"