62 - a piper, dressed in all sorts of colours

[sore_feet_man]

*humming some tune to himself as he walks through the town square*

Good day to you. Please, spread the word; I'm a rat-catcher, and looking for some work. Is your castle or shop or whatever it may be in need of the most thorough extermination of rodents the world has ever seen?

I give you my guarantee that I'm not bluffing.