An actual update

[sorcutt]

I sincerely doubt that I will actually have the time, will, or energy to make too many more posts in this thing, so don't get used to the notion of Sean Orcutt writing in LJ. I'm in a state of mind right now that most closely resembles catharsis. Here’s a funny definition for the word catharsis

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love's a fucker

[thegoodgirl22]

maybe you're unable to say the witty/asshole comments that are "needed" because you're not an asshole at heart?

p.s. glad i'm not a girl younger than you. ::wink wink::

Re: love's a fucker

[sorcutt]

Here's evidence of my innate 'assholeness'- a fat person walked by at work and immediately, in my head, I freaking carved the guy up. I thought about how his chin was an amorphous blob and how if he ever had to take a shit his ass would form a suction force around the toilet seat and would probably immobilize his enormous body, and I laughed. I'm just a jerk through and through, I only suppress it somewhat around those who matter.

Also you're the best. Bye the way I freaking love your icon, do you hear she gives good transfers?

Re: love's a fucker

[bigg_andy]

the famed Monroe Transfer is compeletly impossible... i tried it the other night... didnt work at all, so i had to settle for a glass bottomed boat... LAME!!!

Re: love's a fucker

[sorcutt]

She didn't get the reference at first, I had to explain it to her, *sigh.*
Also I think that a Transfer could work given the proper diameter of a PVC pipe and accounting for the necessary gravity, i.e. from my laundry chute to the basement. + "Sean" pts for the glass bottomed boat.

Re: love's a fucker

[thegoodgirl22]

in my defense, i dont usually think of such perverse and horrid things. you, sean, of all people should know that. :P see you saturday babe