memes and games

Dec 22, 2009 12:28

ANON CRUSH MEME

anon meme.

-I don't believe I had gotten as far as Heaven the last time I made notes about this. Heaven has a lot of locked chests.

-Poor Namatame. Also, longest cutscene sequences or longest cutscene sequences.

-Adachi's dungeon is SO FUCKING CREEPY OH MY GOSH. The music rocks.

-Speaking of Adachi, I like that he doesn't go immediately mwa-ha-ha I am so fucking crazy batshit the instant he's revealed as the culprit (though motherfucker is crazy). His keeping his cheery face a bunch of the time is much, much scarier, and I dig it. ♥

-I want to draw he and his persona as Team Rocket blasting off again courtesy of Chie's foot.

-HIS PERSONA K,ASHFASFL,ASF

-Bit the dust on the giant eyeball fight. Blah, I will have to spam defensive spells (and go through the preceding scenes/battle again) when I give it another go. GOD, Souji, it was only firing lasers and meteors at you, what's your problem.

-Since I was unsure of my time, I went out to collect random things for quests. I racked up a bunch of cash, items, and a few levels - and then I accidentally hit 'cast' on a wind spell on a pack of beetles that reflected it, and Souji died horribly. FUCK. Ah well, I'll do it again later.

-DUDE AS A CHILD NAOTO MODIFIED A WATCH TO FUCKING BLIND ENEMIES

-"I always liked this sort of thing" AJISHFKASHFAJF YOU MEAN INCAPACITATING PEOPLE oh naoto ilu forever ♥

-Roxas was really dumb in his early days with the Organization. It's sort of adorable. Aww, yeah, Roxas, usually we open chests.

-I went on a mission with Larxene, and it is clearly the best mission of anything, anywhere, ever, because it has Larxene in it and she is horrible to Roxas. ♥

-The Marluxia mission pleased me also, since he's all suave and charming and fairly patient despite Roxas' doofiness. His attack patterns are neat.

-I want a Demyx mission oh please give it to me please please please

-The Zexion mission was hilarious for the 'sure, I guess you could leave now if you want to half-ass things for the glory of the Organization and lose any respect I could ever have for you, ever" that he smoothly delivers.

-I love Vexen forever. He insults every aspect of Roxas' comportment and intelligence because of Roxas' blatant inferiority (despite giant heart-catching key). Also, his butt is really there. ALSO, his hipcocky poses.

-The Lexaeus mission was ALSO hilarious (actually this whole game is) because it went like this:
LEXAEUS: Do you know what a limit break is?
ROXAS: No.
LEXAEUS: *FUCKING BACKHANDS*
ROXAS: *comes to half-dead*

-Saix is hilarious (I detect a theme) because he is like I hand out work, paychecks, promotions, and holiday cookies, except we don't celebrate anything in The World That Never Was so there are no cookies.

-Fucking Twilight Town. EVERYONE THERE IS OBLIVIOUS WE DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK AROUND TO AVOID BEING SEEN BECAUSE THEY NEVER NOTICE CREEPY GUYS IN BLACK COATS ANYWAYS

-They could have devoted so much more of the memory that's taken up with ice cream-eating scenes to meaningful Org interaction. SERIOUSLY, guys. (Sometimes there isn't even dialogue. JUST EATING.)

-On the other hand, awww missing Axel. And awww worrying about him when he hears rumors of what's going down in Castle Oblivion. (And awwww keeping the winner stick for him. ♥)

-The Xigbar mission in Agrabah was great because a. not Twilight Town and b. Xigbar. I think I will have to come back into it, it looks like there are some areas that will only be accessible when I have glide.

-Xion is cute, though her initial usefulness was a bit dodgy. I anticipated something like that, though. It's sweet that she leaves shells from different worlds (though are they all sea worlds? or is she taking on MASSIVE EXPEDITIONS TO ATLANTICA?) when Roxas is down for his month-long nap.

-Why does the moogle wear an Org coat? Is it trying to blend in? IS IT A NOBODY? How did that happen?? WHY AREN'T THERE X'S IN ITS KUPOS if so

-I wish the castle was explorable. I would kill for a game that's just castle exploration and running ridiculous errands and minigames with the Org - shooing Dusks, target practice with Xigbar etc. Needs more Org interaction, gosh.

-The panels system is remarkably neat. I wasn't sure I'd like it, and sometimes it's tricky to work with, but it's neat and more flexible than I'd first given it credit for.

-The first thing I did when I turned the game on was check out mission mode, and I played Larxene beating up on Heartless. It was amazing and totally made everything immediately awesome even if I know the fuckery that's going to happen in-game.

-Everyone in the Organization has the worst posture when sitting ever. Possibly that's because the couches are so deep that only Lexaeus could sit in them comfortably and have his feet touch the floor. (They look like they have no padding, either.)

-Demyx being cheerful about Larxene being gone was great. "Why's Larxene gotta be such a witch all the time?" Oh, Demyx, we know what you really want to say but can't get past the rating, it's okay. "Larxene's gone, I can sit and play sitar~" I was intrigued by his use of 'gopher' in reference to himself for the people sent to Oblivion, and how they're bossy - I'd be reeeeally interested if he was sent to ferret out information about who's treacherous. He'd be a good spy, at least in the sense that no one would expect it.

-"You ever get the urge to do something stupid... and AWESOME?" OH DEMYX. XD

persona 4, saix, organization xiii, games, ridiculous meme times, larxene, kingdom hearts

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