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O MY GOD.... it was the most godawful experience ever. linnea and i went to walmart at two in the morning to buy the new harry potter book (linnea hates harry potter but screw her) on a whim and this guy was like 'heeeeyyy' and we just kept walking and smiling and being polite but ultimately trying to get away. so then he follows us to our car in the parking lot cat calling and asking for phone numbers and all that jazz and linnea's like talking out of the corner of her mouth going 'laura don't you have one of those key thingies that unlocks the car before we get there?' and i'm going 'no! someone stole that off my key chain in physics class remember?' and then we're walking really fast and getting kind of scared and i said 'don't worry i have a black belt in bitchiness' but as we got to the car and were pulling away we see this white car FLYING after us and we're like OH GOD.......... IT'S HIM so we gun it down perryville and he's still following us and going uber fast and then when we were almost to my house we were trying to figure out a way to ditch him without alerting him to the homespace aka my HOUSE where he'd like, break the window and rape us i mean this guy was fucking craazy! and definitely not sober as linnea and i concluded. so we're driving faster than fast thinking DAMNIT WHY DO I OWN A YELLOW BEETLE it's so not inconspicuous and then finally he goes past us in the car and he's hanging out the window shouting things. so then he passes us and we sloooowww waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down and he goes over a hill and we don't see him anymore, and then we jet home and start screaming at the top of our lungs. and now linnea's spending the night because her parents are out of town and we're all creeped out and even her cats are freaked out they were staring at us and puffy tailed when we went to get her toothbrush. the end.