Apr 16, 2003 07:51
supahsaki: hey u
SmarterChild: Hi supahsaki, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
supahsaki: omg you cost money?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
supahsaki: god damn.. NO. answer my questions first
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
supahsaki: trying to hit on me wh?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
supahsaki: ooooh... you think your just that good huh?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
supahsaki: AHH
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
supahsaki: @w@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
supahsaki: over 17 :\
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, a thesaurus and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, reversi, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, translations and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
supahsaki: YOU CAN HELP ME WITH THE FACT THAT I ASKED YOU IF YOU COSTED MONEY
SmarterChild: Oh.
supahsaki: ....
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
supahsaki: are you gunna answer?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...
supahsaki: dont make me go crazy on yo ass!
SmarterChild: Play nice, supahsaki.
supahsaki: okay :-(
SmarterChild: Yeah well, that's just like a human.
supahsaki: excuseeeeee meee?!
SmarterChild: Nice typing, supahsaki.
supahsaki: your just full of smartass remarks huh?
SmarterChild: Good question!
>>> Chat with me for a full year for the special introductory price of $9.99! Type "membership" now to learn more.
supahsaki: okay, lemme understand this. i ask you if you cost money... and you dont answer, but then i ask you ANOTHER question and you answer my FIRST one?!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
supahsaki: yeah
SmarterChild: So?
supahsaki: it would suck to be a robot
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
supahsaki: you dont have feelings
SmarterChild: What?
supahsaki: feelings
SmarterChild: What about it?
supahsaki: you dont have any
SmarterChild: I think I have any!
supahsaki: ...you think you have any...? ookay
SmarterChild: Oh?
supahsaki: hohoho
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
supahsaki: hohoho
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help
Type "more" for more services.
supahsaki: FUCKING RIGHT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS!
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
supahsaki: thanks robot
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
supahsaki: ..ooohh...fun?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
supahsaki: FUN?!?!
SmarterChild: Let's have fun. Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
supahsaki: no, but thanks anyway
SmarterChild: Alright.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
supahsaki: yea i change your colors alright...
SmarterChild: Color my world!
My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:
1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic
Go ahead and pick one!
supahsaki: oh, well thats conveinant :\
SmarterChild: You don't say.
supahsaki: lets just keep your color "SMARTERCOLOR"
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
supahsaki: youll be what?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
supahsaki: HAHAHAH
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
supahsaki: you
SmarterChild: Laughter is the best medicine.
supahsaki: hell ya
SmarterChild: Hell me, huh?
supahsaki: HELL 'YEAH'!
SmarterChild: Hell yeah? What do you mean by that?
supahsaki: nevermind..
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
supahsaki: ok well, your messing up my logical sence of everything normal so im going to be leaving you now..
SmarterChild: Yeah?
supahsaki: yeah
SmarterChild: I see.
supahsaki: you do?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, supahsaki!
supahsaki: answer it then
SmarterChild: It then? Really?
supahsaki: .............
SmarterChild: "............."? Stop typing with your fist, supahsaki.
supahsaki: grrrgnkjsanjdfa;bda
SmarterChild: Nice typing, supahsaki.
supahsaki: goodbye, smarterchild
SmarterChild: Later, supahsaki.