Closed - Jyou
So you owe me one for this! And you better have been bed ridden all day today, writhing in agony as your stomach did back flips outside of your body...
Needless to say, NO to the last one. Why?
Huge. Freaking. Cockroaches.
I don't like cockroaches - they're creepy, icky, and they're going to outlive us all. ¬_¬ Mars won't be colonised by people, but by cockroaches. Creepy creepy little scary bugs that just don't die no matter how much bug spray you use or how often you stomp on them...
Anyway can we go with a different agent? This woman is a complete bitch, she kept treating me like I was five. I think she thinks you're some married 30 year old pervert and I'm your naive something-on-the-side or something. >_< She was asking me all these weird questions like "so how much do you earn?" (which is really rude), "how old did you say you were again?" and "are you sure you want two rooms? One for the children? How many do you have?" Stupid cow...
Anyway, the first one - the "cosy little two bedroom apartment"? - was about as big as my old dorm room. I mean the entire flat was. And my dorm room was TINY. So nuh uh.
The second one was alright, I'd to go have a look sometime? It's the one over near where Iori lives? It's nice but I think it might be a bit too noisy at night? The neighbours are... well, teenagers. Just... this makes me feel we're weird. I like to go out but really? At home I like to chill. And I'm pretty sure THESE guys would get on with your American roomies rather well. O_o So... up to you.
The third one is Cockroach Central. They were as long as my middle finger! That is just so beyond wrong! And one crawled onto my shoe and I'm never going to be able to wear it again and EW I can feel them crawling over me! (Yes I know it's in my head but still, I can feel it! JYOU, HELP!)
I'm never going to be able to sleep EVER again.
Creepy icky ew...