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[soranikaeshite]

Don't read this if you're Christian and incredibly easily offended XDDDD; However, if you like poking fun at religion, go ahead and read it :3

Terra Aurifera: You get to be Linlisael, the Angel of Irritation! Sent to hell for being too annoying! XD
WatashiWaHitori: Hahaha yusss!!!
Terra Aurifera: You were sent to hell for poking God in the back too many times with a stick, because it disturbed him when he was trying to do paperwork ._.;;
WatashiWaHitori: YEAH!
WatashiWaHitori: *DIES*
WatashiWaHitori: that's so me XD
Terra Aurifera: I got sent to hell for the same reason Tabris did T_T I fell in love with a mortal man, ensuring my hellish doom ;D
WatashiWaHitori: I'd be like "*poke* Gooood? God, can I have a lollipop? Eewuh God, I hate the orange kind! *poke* Goooood, can I have a puppy? EWUH GOD, THAT ONE'S POOPOO LOOKS LIKE YOUR TOUPE!!"
Terra Aurifera: God: "SHUT UP!! I had no money at the time!! >_>"
WatashiWaHitori: XDD
WatashiWaHitori: "GOD!! NOW IT'S POOPOO LOOKS LIKE YOUR EXBOYFRIEND!!!!"
Terra Aurifera: God: "I TOLD YOU! IT WAS A GIRL!! HER NAME WAS MARIANNE!! DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY LOOKS!! >_>"
WatashiWaHitori: "No, no THAT one, I meant Michael Jackson >O<"
Terra Aurifera: "...WeNEVERdatedshutup. >>; HewantedtoshowmehismagicalfantasyplayhouseSOIWENTOKAY!?>>;;Iwassonaivebackthen..."