02; written/action

Feb 05, 2011 23:22

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So has anyone ever actually met the baker at the bakery?

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[why does Sora ask? he'd heard around the village that this mysterious baker exists despite not... actually knowing anybody who's met him or her to date. someone has to be baking delicious goods for him to sample and take home with him and possibly hurt himself by ( Read more... )

mysterious confectionaries, the bakery is his second home, +action, news flash snow is cold, +written

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[written] lists_to_port February 6 2011, 05:45:34 UTC
To Whom It May Concern:

Best not to actually meet said muffin man.

With Regards
Capt. J. Sparrow

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[written] soracles February 6 2011, 05:58:55 UTC
[it takes all of two seconds for Sora to figure out who he's talking to. ... writing with.]

Captain?! You're here, too? Hey! It's Sora!

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[written] lists_to_port February 6 2011, 06:01:15 UTC
[Sora? Who is this Sora who seems to believe that he is in fact a Sora that Jack knows? THEN the pirate recalls something:]

Dear Sora,

You're that friend of Riku's? The one what built the raft?

Inquisitively,

Sparrow

PS--you're not planning a raid on said bakery, are you?

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[written] soracles February 6 2011, 06:18:38 UTC
Yeah, he's my friend. You don't remember me, Captain? We kicked zombie pirate butt together!

[unless they simply haven't met yet on Jack's end or something.]

I just want to meet the baker. I already raided it.

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[written] lists_to_port February 6 2011, 06:47:47 UTC
Dear Sora:

We might have kicked some type of zombie together at some point in the past, but it may be that I were too drunk at the time to remember it.

Pity.

Said baker is far more than willing to set traps for those who raid his shop, so beware.

--Jack

PS: When in doubt, tell him it were the bears what done it.

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[written] soracles February 6 2011, 17:23:45 UTC
I'll... keep that in mind. Thanks.

Oh, I don't mind starting over, Captain! We can still be friends, right?

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[written] lists_to_port February 6 2011, 19:35:06 UTC
[MY this lad is eager to be friends with a filthy known criminal! Jack ponders, hoping there isn't some sort of unwanted romantic obsession that he can't recall, then writes back:]

Dear Sora:

Any friend of Riku's, I suppose?

--Jack

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[written] soracles February 7 2011, 01:32:37 UTC
[it's nothing more than the desire to be hardcore like a real pirate-- he's harbored the notion that pirates are the coolest people on the planet since he was at least four years old.]

Great! So... what do you do for fun around here? Is there treasure?

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[written] lists_to_port February 7 2011, 01:42:45 UTC
[Jack facepalms. Such a sore, sore subject, Sora.]

Sora, lad:

Don't be a daft pickle. There's no treasure to be had here, none whatsoever. I have stolen many things from the bakery in the dead of night. Also? Marauding.

--Jack

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[written] soracles February 7 2011, 02:27:44 UTC
None at all? And... Wait, Jack, you're that pie thief I heard about?

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[written] lists_to_port February 7 2011, 02:59:05 UTC
Sora:

No, son.

It were the bears.

---Jack

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[written] soracles February 8 2011, 01:01:23 UTC
Ah. Do the bears have a pie flavor preference, or are they just looking for thrills?

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[written] lists_to_port February 8 2011, 03:17:01 UTC
Both, lad. But MOSTLY pie.

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[written] soracles February 9 2011, 03:49:58 UTC
Sounds like the bears have pretty good taste.

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[written] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 04:13:27 UTC
Bears---Bears, son, once they get a taste for pie, will crave it ever after.

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[written] soracles February 9 2011, 23:07:53 UTC
What kind of pie, though? Does it matter?

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