Theme song:

[sora_them]

so come one come all
we're just havin a ball
we're just makin crank calls to strangers,
so come on come on
you can say what you want
and it doesnt matter if your deranged or what-
no it doesnt really matter
no it doesnt really matter
cause we'lla ll just topple over with laughter
at the expence of others
maybe even your mother so come join the crank yankers tonight!
CRANK YANKERS!