Epilouge...Finally continued...
I think I stopped at Larry...oh well...
Rachel Cherubini is currently on the lamb...(Pun intended.) She was last seen somewhere off the coast of Ireland riding on a lamb with a semi-automatic weapon in hands...Rachel Cherubini was incarcerated the day that she flunked out of college for robbery, battery, homicide, and for burning the state of Wyoming to the ground. She fled from her New Jersey prison after they refused to give her free ranch dressing on Thursdays...The twenty-five year-old woman was a proud wife and lived in a trailer...
Emily Henig's whereabouts are unknown. The 26 year old mother of 2 is wanted for the murder of Justin Timberlake. (Holds up picture of raggedy looking woman with bad teeth.) Please call 1-800-IJUSTSAWEMILYHENIGANDIWANTMYREWARDBUTHEREREALLYISN'TAREWARDSOI'MGONNACALLANYWAY. Thank you.
Stephen Gibson lives underneath an old bridge, somewhere in Pennsylvania. After being fired from his job at a chemical factory for not knowing the consequences of putting amonia and bleach together, he took residence with a crowd of hookers. After his hooker friends (lol) abandoned him, he wandered off to his 1st wife's house. Much to his despair, she had moved on and married a rich lawyer. After going to the other 46's residences, he gave up and wandered under a bridge. This twenty-six year-old father of 32 was a not-so-proud husband of 47, and owes hundreds of billions of dollars in child support.
Leilah Murphy grew up to be one of those people who put the ms on the M&Ms and was fired after not knowing how much paint to put in the machine. Leilah was 26 when she purchased a small house in rural Missouri. She is kept company by the 12 cats and 30 dogs that roam around her house. She is rarely seen outside of the house, but when she is, is seen wearing a pink floral kimono, which she stole from a Japanese-owned clothing store. The kimono cost her $500, and since she was unable to pay, had to do 500 days of community service.
Raymond Muller failed college miserably and was severely beaten afterwards by his professors. He took a job as the dude person who puts the holes in the buttons, and was severely beaten by his employers, soon afterward. He resides in Ontario, Canada with a den of bears. He trusts those god damned bears, and god dammit, those god damned bears trust him. After being severely mauled by wolves, rabbits, ground hogs, birds, snakes, foxes, trout, salmon, and herring, and even, trees, leaves, dirt, rocks, sand, snow, and air, he was accepted into a den of bears.
Raine Robinson grew up to be a Kindergarten teacher without her degree and was soon arrested there after. After being mauled by her students, she spent 10 years in a federal prison, where she was known as 'Tiny'. Raine pounded many prison inmates who underestimated her size, and slowly made up for it by lifting weights, drinking power shakes, jumping rope, and the occasional karaoke contest. When Raine was released, she was completely unrecognizable at a weight of 250 pounds and at a height of 6'8". (Biceps: 56", Triceps, 45", twelve pack abs...) Raine took residence in an abandoned garage, where she can still be found today. She brutally beats anyone who steps on her 4 feet of 'grass' and does not like the sunlight.
William Robinson spent 7 years in a psychological hospital after he was found eating a priest. He recieved few letters from his musclebound sister and cast himself away from society. He enjoys the free pudding that the hospital offers on Fridays, and often visits some of his long time friends (err...at least the ones that can be located...) when the hospital allows him to. William was admitted to the hospital at age 18 and has worn the same straight jacket since. On weekends, he is allowed to take it off and has a knack for morbid, depressing poetry.
Excerpt from 'My Prison-Volume 1/2,399,458.5: A William Robinson Story':
Today...I sat in my plain white cell...
No windows or anything...
I looked at the ceiling...
I drank a glass of water...
I ate one of the nurses...
She was barbeque flavored...
The end.
~*~
Nicholas Schino's whereabouts are unknown, along with his age, and other personal information. All we know is that he looks something like this...(Holds up a picture of a raggedy looking 25 year-old with a long beard and a lazy left eye) If you have seen this man, tell him that he owes Dr. Pamela McCormick a total of $0.25 cents for a cup of hot chocolate in the seventh grade. This man is a wanted felon for the murder of Jessica Simpson.
Victoria Sovak grew up to be a hippie and swam to the coast of Brazil to live and frolick with wild monkeys and chimpanzees. After giving up on America, she went to Brazil to live with the monkeys and study their behavior. She quotes, "I don't need any house, electricity, or car...Nature and these beautiful monkeys is all that I need!" Victoria also gave up on hair cuts, tooth brushes, money, make up, marriage, kitchen utensils, meat, technology, and personal hygene in general. She is shunned by her younger brother who is a rich entrepreneur...(Sp.) He laughs at her mere existence and what she used to say about him being dumb and that he probably wouldn't be able to go to college, when in fact that he graduated from Harvard University and went back to do it again a second time.
Ryan Snope sadly died at the age of 25 from the vast amount of red hair that eventually grew out and cut off his air way...He is terribly missed by his loving family and friends who all knew that this time was coming soon because of the fact that he had only cut, combed and washed his hair twice in his entire life. Rest in peace, dawg.
~Ryan Snope - 1992-2017~
Megan West wanders the land, poking and counting things. Her husband abandoned her when he found out that she only had a 7th grade education, and jumped off of a bridge. This 26 year old mother of 1's favorite hobby is plucking the individual hairs off of her persian cat, counting them as she goes on. The cat doesn't seem to care anymore as it's been through this over 4 billion times. She also enjoys sculpting things out of clumps of motor oil and dirt from the undersides of cars.
PLEASE tell me if I forgot anyone.
Rachel Cherubini is currently on the lamb...(Pun intended.) She was last seen somewhere off the coast of Ireland riding on a lamb with a semi-automatic weapon in hands...Rachel Cherubini was incarcerated the day that she flunked out of college for robbery, battery, homicide, and for burning the state of Wyoming to the ground. She fled from her New Jersey prison after they refused to give her free ranch dressing on Thursdays...The twenty-five year-old woman was a proud wife and lived in a trailer...
Emily Henig's whereabouts are unknown. The 26 year old mother of 2 is wanted for the murder of Justin Timberlake. (Holds up picture of raggedy looking woman with bad teeth.) Please call 1-800-IJUSTSAWEMILYHENIGANDIWANTMYREWARDBUTHEREREALLYISN'TAREWARDSOI'MGONNACALLANYWAY. Thank you.
Stephen Gibson lives underneath an old bridge, somewhere in Pennsylvania. After being fired from his job at a chemical factory for not knowing the consequences of putting amonia and bleach together, he took residence with a crowd of hookers. After his hooker friends (lol) abandoned him, he wandered off to his 1st wife's house. Much to his despair, she had moved on and married a rich lawyer. After going to the other 46's residences, he gave up and wandered under a bridge. This twenty-six year-old father of 32 was a not-so-proud husband of 47, and owes hundreds of billions of dollars in child support.
Leilah Murphy grew up to be one of those people who put the ms on the M&Ms and was fired after not knowing how much paint to put in the machine. Leilah was 26 when she purchased a small house in rural Missouri. She is kept company by the 12 cats and 30 dogs that roam around her house. She is rarely seen outside of the house, but when she is, is seen wearing a pink floral kimono, which she stole from a Japanese-owned clothing store. The kimono cost her $500, and since she was unable to pay, had to do 500 days of community service.
Raymond Muller failed college miserably and was severely beaten afterwards by his professors. He took a job as the dude person who puts the holes in the buttons, and was severely beaten by his employers, soon afterward. He resides in Ontario, Canada with a den of bears. He trusts those god damned bears, and god dammit, those god damned bears trust him. After being severely mauled by wolves, rabbits, ground hogs, birds, snakes, foxes, trout, salmon, and herring, and even, trees, leaves, dirt, rocks, sand, snow, and air, he was accepted into a den of bears.
Raine Robinson grew up to be a Kindergarten teacher without her degree and was soon arrested there after. After being mauled by her students, she spent 10 years in a federal prison, where she was known as 'Tiny'. Raine pounded many prison inmates who underestimated her size, and slowly made up for it by lifting weights, drinking power shakes, jumping rope, and the occasional karaoke contest. When Raine was released, she was completely unrecognizable at a weight of 250 pounds and at a height of 6'8". (Biceps: 56", Triceps, 45", twelve pack abs...) Raine took residence in an abandoned garage, where she can still be found today. She brutally beats anyone who steps on her 4 feet of 'grass' and does not like the sunlight.
William Robinson spent 7 years in a psychological hospital after he was found eating a priest. He recieved few letters from his musclebound sister and cast himself away from society. He enjoys the free pudding that the hospital offers on Fridays, and often visits some of his long time friends (err...at least the ones that can be located...) when the hospital allows him to. William was admitted to the hospital at age 18 and has worn the same straight jacket since. On weekends, he is allowed to take it off and has a knack for morbid, depressing poetry.
Excerpt from 'My Prison-Volume 1/2,399,458.5: A William Robinson Story':
Today...I sat in my plain white cell...
No windows or anything...
I looked at the ceiling...
I drank a glass of water...
I ate one of the nurses...
She was barbeque flavored...
The end.
~*~
Nicholas Schino's whereabouts are unknown, along with his age, and other personal information. All we know is that he looks something like this...(Holds up a picture of a raggedy looking 25 year-old with a long beard and a lazy left eye) If you have seen this man, tell him that he owes Dr. Pamela McCormick a total of $0.25 cents for a cup of hot chocolate in the seventh grade. This man is a wanted felon for the murder of Jessica Simpson.
Victoria Sovak grew up to be a hippie and swam to the coast of Brazil to live and frolick with wild monkeys and chimpanzees. After giving up on America, she went to Brazil to live with the monkeys and study their behavior. She quotes, "I don't need any house, electricity, or car...Nature and these beautiful monkeys is all that I need!" Victoria also gave up on hair cuts, tooth brushes, money, make up, marriage, kitchen utensils, meat, technology, and personal hygene in general. She is shunned by her younger brother who is a rich entrepreneur...(Sp.) He laughs at her mere existence and what she used to say about him being dumb and that he probably wouldn't be able to go to college, when in fact that he graduated from Harvard University and went back to do it again a second time.
Ryan Snope sadly died at the age of 25 from the vast amount of red hair that eventually grew out and cut off his air way...He is terribly missed by his loving family and friends who all knew that this time was coming soon because of the fact that he had only cut, combed and washed his hair twice in his entire life. Rest in peace, dawg.
~Ryan Snope - 1992-2017~
Megan West wanders the land, poking and counting things. Her husband abandoned her when he found out that she only had a 7th grade education, and jumped off of a bridge. This 26 year old mother of 1's favorite hobby is plucking the individual hairs off of her persian cat, counting them as she goes on. The cat doesn't seem to care anymore as it's been through this over 4 billion times. She also enjoys sculpting things out of clumps of motor oil and dirt from the undersides of cars.
PLEASE tell me if I forgot anyone.