Donuts and poor battle attire
Some genius at Busken Bakery started making glazed chocolate donuts. Not chocolate cake donut with a thin layer of glaze (though those are tasty), but a yeast donut whose top half is covered in chocolate and whose bottom is glazed. Most people look at the bottom half of a donut and don't think anything. This visionary said, "Look at all that real estate."
The donut world has been completely upended for me. Why stop at glaze? What about a white and black cookie donut? Chocolate top-vanilla bottom. What about vanilla with strawberry? Chocolate-chocolate! Double chocolate ALL THE WAY! My arteries are orgasming.
Incidentally, hey, Firefox spellcheck? Donut is an accepted variant of doughnut. And orgasming is a perfectly cromulent word.
Believe it or not I actually cut things from my very long Avatar write-up. Here's one positive note: I like that Zoe Saldana's character (I don't care enough to look up the spelling her character's name) changed clothes throughout the movie on different days. Why she thought it would be a good idea to wear yellow into a battle, I don't know. Where they keep the clothes, I don't know. Do they have cubbies carved into the tree somewhere? Why they wear clothes, I don't know. They don't have...stuff, right? I'd delve into the Na'vi reproductive cycle here, but I'm sure fandom had beaten me to it and will horrify me. Yep, backing away. Not gonna think about it.
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Maybe the USB hairports are for pleasure and they actually do have nether organs for reproduction. They are clearly mammalian, so they have to have live birth. They again, maybe they have children like Zeus birthed Athena. Seems a bit messy though. No way the female would survive... oh God make my brain stop!
The donut world has been completely upended for me. Why stop at glaze? What about a white and black cookie donut? Chocolate top-vanilla bottom. What about vanilla with strawberry? Chocolate-chocolate! Double chocolate ALL THE WAY! My arteries are orgasming.
Incidentally, hey, Firefox spellcheck? Donut is an accepted variant of doughnut. And orgasming is a perfectly cromulent word.
Believe it or not I actually cut things from my very long Avatar write-up. Here's one positive note: I like that Zoe Saldana's character (I don't care enough to look up the spelling her character's name) changed clothes throughout the movie on different days. Why she thought it would be a good idea to wear yellow into a battle, I don't know. Where they keep the clothes, I don't know. Do they have cubbies carved into the tree somewhere? Why they wear clothes, I don't know. They don't have...stuff, right? I'd delve into the Na'vi reproductive cycle here, but I'm sure fandom had beaten me to it and will horrify me. Yep, backing away. Not gonna think about it.
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Maybe the USB hairports are for pleasure and they actually do have nether organs for reproduction. They are clearly mammalian, so they have to have live birth. They again, maybe they have children like Zeus birthed Athena. Seems a bit messy though. No way the female would survive... oh God make my brain stop!