Oh boy, SoRiku OOC-AU Crack!Log
The night before last, I was bored and feeling in the mood for RP, but my internet wasn't working save for AIM. Since Riku had just responded to me in that thread-thats-been-going-on-forever, I started feeling cracky and decided to AIM!RP with him.
Mind you, it was 2 o'clock in the morning, and it started off as a joke (I was going to pretend to write a SoRiku pr0n thing, to tease Riku because of his adversity to yaoi) So the level of OOC of Sora is off le charts. But I rationalized that Sora acts more macho around Riku, and tries to show off. I hope.
Anyhow, this is an OOC AU continuation of this thread where Sora and Riku just raced to the mainland from the island, but Riku used his wits to cheat and the loser (being Sora) had to buy the other ice cream.
Please to be excusing the switching from past tense to present tense, I tried cleaning it up a little, but it was late, and I never planned on sharing until it got all cute and plot followy. There is SoRiku in here, implied OT3, and sticky ice cream. PG? [yeah, it isn't even PG-13]
S: Sora walked into the deserted ice cream shop "thank god it's sunday, or this place would've been packed" [joke on the censored episode of DBZ when vegeta first arrives on earth by smashing into a building, and says "too bad it's sunday, or that building would have had people in it" which is obviously not true and makes no sense at all..]
S: He set his stuff on a table and watched Riku approach, his clothes sticking to his body like Sora’s own.
S: "ugh, this is uncomfortable.." Sora's shoes made loud clop-cloping noises when he walked, and the air in the shop was freezing to his wet skin
S: He made his way to a chair and began taking off his shoes, glancing up at Riku, who was still standing there inspecting the shab of the shop. "hey, aren't ya gonna sit?" he gestured towards the chair next to him.
R: "No, I don't like sitting..besides, that'll just make things worse. Can't you cast a very low power Fire spell and dry us out?" Riku paused to glare back at the shop owner, who didn't seem to appreciate the large puddles of water on his floor.
S: "Well I'm pooped from that race, you know, since I actually SWAM >__>" Sora put his shoes to the side and kicked back in the chair, ignoring the shop owner and giving Riku a bright smile. "Mm, I guess I could light a fire.. but what for? why not be normal kids for once?" With that comment, he folded his arms behind his head, leaned back and closed his eyes.
R: Riku ignored the swim remark and merely flipped his hair back. "Yeah, the shop owner would probably throw us out if we pulled that anyway. And we can't forget the possibility of the..store burning down. It would be a tragedy if we had to eat melted ice cream."
S: Sora tugged at his plastered shirt and opened one eye "At least it'd be free ice cream.." Sitting up, he looked over at the shop owner and gave him a 100 watt smile. In the blink of an eye, his keyblade was out, and gravity collected around the owner, knocking him out on the floor behind the counter. "Ah, better. I hate being watched, you know?"
R: Riku's eyes widened in shock and he walked over to the counter, still feeling the after-effects of the intense gravity distortion in the air. "I can't believe you just did that! We're lucky that there were no witnesses. Oh well...we can't get ice cream here anymore. Now what?"
S: "pft, who's to say he's gonna remember?" Sora waits until Riku's back is towards him before he takes off his soaking shirt and positions it like a ball. "Now.. I get PAYBACK!" Sora aims the sopping shirt at Riku's back and throws.
R: Riku carelessly deflects the incoming missile by brushing his arm behind his back. "I was blindfolded for months, remember? You'll have to do better than that!" Suddenly, Riku somersaults backwards, and in his hand is a big dripping glob of ice cream. The look in Riku's eyes is almost maniacal, and his grin would strike fear even into a Nobody.
S: "AUGH!" Sora jumps back, not expecting the deflection, and slips on a stray puddle of water landing flat on his back. His eyes widen in panic as he sees a flash of silver and a glob of sea-salt ice cream lands squarely on his face. A little too late, he feels the keyblade appear in his hands, responding to the panic. "....Riku." His voice dripped with malice as he glared at his friend crouching next to him.
R: Riku's eyes shift to Sora's Keyblade momentarily, and then back to his ice cream-covered face. "...Sora?"
S: Sora pretends to jab Riku in the side, taking advantage of Riku's weakness and surprise to knock him over. "take THAT!" Sora scrambles and manages to pin Riku down, putting his nose inches away from Riku's nose. "Now for that payback." He glares intently into Riku's eyes for a moment
R: Riku stares back at Sora, several confused thoughts running through his head, but the foremost being that he couldn't move and that Sora was too close to him. He struggled, but to no avail. "W-what are you doing, Sora?!"
S: "THIS!" Sora lunged forward, bringing his cheek in contact with Riku’s, smearing goopy ice cream all over the other boys face. "AHAHAHA!" Sitting up (and stradling Riku in a non sexual way, rly) he took his hand and smeared the ice cream, rubbing it into Rikus face and hair with a crazed look in his eye.
R: Riku splutters and yelled in protest as his face is covered in the sticky substance. As soon as he is able to talk, he shouts, "KAIRI! What are you doing here!?!"
S: "Kairi, huh? guess I'd better get this over with~" Sora leans down towards the struggling Riku and connects the two pairs of sticky ice creamed lips together. pressing down and not really knowing what he's doing, he panics and just.. stays there shocked that he actually had the nerve to do it.
R: Sora's vision clears and he finds himself staring at the ceiling, with a very noticeable ache in his head. Riku is standing a few feet away trying to find some way of getting the ice cream out of his hair. "Oww..what happened..." Sora groaned. "Heheh, I caught you off-guard. You sure did freak out at the mention of Kairi~ Gave me the perfect opening I needed to knock you out. You're ok, right?" [yeah, we took liberties with each others characters, this was Riku trying to save himself from yaoii]
S: Sora sits up, groaning "I.. uh, I guess I am.." A foggy memory comes to Sora as he looks up at Riku, now trying to get his matted hair untangled, he notices how strangely, his entire face has a blueish stickyness to it, that is, except for his lips.. Sora notices the strange softness of his own lips, but dizziness crashes into him before his mind can process it further. "Ughh, jeez Riku, why'd you hafta hit me so hard, tryna give me amnesia?!" While Soras head is in his hands, he doesn't catch the flicker of panic in Riku's eyes at his offhand comment.
S: "C'mon, Sora, let's get out of here.." Riku steps over Sora, throwing the drying shirt into his lap. Sora watches as Riku walks out, and he scrambles to get into his shirt and gets up. Noticing his shoes are still soaked, he glances around and summons the keyblade. "Wind!" As his clothes dry, he feels a twang of guilt. "Nah, Riku won't mind wet clothes, besides, he said he wanted ice cream.. might as well let him enjoy the stuff on his face.." Using a water spell to clean up the spilled ice cream and stir the unconscious shop owner, Sora runs out after Riku, suddenly feeling a little more free.
*hides under a rock*
comment if you enjoyed, even a little.. >.
Mind you, it was 2 o'clock in the morning, and it started off as a joke (I was going to pretend to write a SoRiku pr0n thing, to tease Riku because of his adversity to yaoi) So the level of OOC of Sora is off le charts. But I rationalized that Sora acts more macho around Riku, and tries to show off. I hope.
Anyhow, this is an OOC AU continuation of this thread where Sora and Riku just raced to the mainland from the island, but Riku used his wits to cheat and the loser (being Sora) had to buy the other ice cream.
Please to be excusing the switching from past tense to present tense, I tried cleaning it up a little, but it was late, and I never planned on sharing until it got all cute and plot followy. There is SoRiku in here, implied OT3, and sticky ice cream. PG? [yeah, it isn't even PG-13]
S: Sora walked into the deserted ice cream shop "thank god it's sunday, or this place would've been packed" [joke on the censored episode of DBZ when vegeta first arrives on earth by smashing into a building, and says "too bad it's sunday, or that building would have had people in it" which is obviously not true and makes no sense at all..]
S: He set his stuff on a table and watched Riku approach, his clothes sticking to his body like Sora’s own.
S: "ugh, this is uncomfortable.." Sora's shoes made loud clop-cloping noises when he walked, and the air in the shop was freezing to his wet skin
S: He made his way to a chair and began taking off his shoes, glancing up at Riku, who was still standing there inspecting the shab of the shop. "hey, aren't ya gonna sit?" he gestured towards the chair next to him.
R: "No, I don't like sitting..besides, that'll just make things worse. Can't you cast a very low power Fire spell and dry us out?" Riku paused to glare back at the shop owner, who didn't seem to appreciate the large puddles of water on his floor.
S: "Well I'm pooped from that race, you know, since I actually SWAM >__>" Sora put his shoes to the side and kicked back in the chair, ignoring the shop owner and giving Riku a bright smile. "Mm, I guess I could light a fire.. but what for? why not be normal kids for once?" With that comment, he folded his arms behind his head, leaned back and closed his eyes.
R: Riku ignored the swim remark and merely flipped his hair back. "Yeah, the shop owner would probably throw us out if we pulled that anyway. And we can't forget the possibility of the..store burning down. It would be a tragedy if we had to eat melted ice cream."
S: Sora tugged at his plastered shirt and opened one eye "At least it'd be free ice cream.." Sitting up, he looked over at the shop owner and gave him a 100 watt smile. In the blink of an eye, his keyblade was out, and gravity collected around the owner, knocking him out on the floor behind the counter. "Ah, better. I hate being watched, you know?"
R: Riku's eyes widened in shock and he walked over to the counter, still feeling the after-effects of the intense gravity distortion in the air. "I can't believe you just did that! We're lucky that there were no witnesses. Oh well...we can't get ice cream here anymore. Now what?"
S: "pft, who's to say he's gonna remember?" Sora waits until Riku's back is towards him before he takes off his soaking shirt and positions it like a ball. "Now.. I get PAYBACK!" Sora aims the sopping shirt at Riku's back and throws.
R: Riku carelessly deflects the incoming missile by brushing his arm behind his back. "I was blindfolded for months, remember? You'll have to do better than that!" Suddenly, Riku somersaults backwards, and in his hand is a big dripping glob of ice cream. The look in Riku's eyes is almost maniacal, and his grin would strike fear even into a Nobody.
S: "AUGH!" Sora jumps back, not expecting the deflection, and slips on a stray puddle of water landing flat on his back. His eyes widen in panic as he sees a flash of silver and a glob of sea-salt ice cream lands squarely on his face. A little too late, he feels the keyblade appear in his hands, responding to the panic. "....Riku." His voice dripped with malice as he glared at his friend crouching next to him.
R: Riku's eyes shift to Sora's Keyblade momentarily, and then back to his ice cream-covered face. "...Sora?"
S: Sora pretends to jab Riku in the side, taking advantage of Riku's weakness and surprise to knock him over. "take THAT!" Sora scrambles and manages to pin Riku down, putting his nose inches away from Riku's nose. "Now for that payback." He glares intently into Riku's eyes for a moment
R: Riku stares back at Sora, several confused thoughts running through his head, but the foremost being that he couldn't move and that Sora was too close to him. He struggled, but to no avail. "W-what are you doing, Sora?!"
S: "THIS!" Sora lunged forward, bringing his cheek in contact with Riku’s, smearing goopy ice cream all over the other boys face. "AHAHAHA!" Sitting up (and stradling Riku in a non sexual way, rly) he took his hand and smeared the ice cream, rubbing it into Rikus face and hair with a crazed look in his eye.
R: Riku splutters and yelled in protest as his face is covered in the sticky substance. As soon as he is able to talk, he shouts, "KAIRI! What are you doing here!?!"
S: "Kairi, huh? guess I'd better get this over with~" Sora leans down towards the struggling Riku and connects the two pairs of sticky ice creamed lips together. pressing down and not really knowing what he's doing, he panics and just.. stays there shocked that he actually had the nerve to do it.
R: Sora's vision clears and he finds himself staring at the ceiling, with a very noticeable ache in his head. Riku is standing a few feet away trying to find some way of getting the ice cream out of his hair. "Oww..what happened..." Sora groaned. "Heheh, I caught you off-guard. You sure did freak out at the mention of Kairi~ Gave me the perfect opening I needed to knock you out. You're ok, right?" [yeah, we took liberties with each others characters, this was Riku trying to save himself from yaoii]
S: Sora sits up, groaning "I.. uh, I guess I am.." A foggy memory comes to Sora as he looks up at Riku, now trying to get his matted hair untangled, he notices how strangely, his entire face has a blueish stickyness to it, that is, except for his lips.. Sora notices the strange softness of his own lips, but dizziness crashes into him before his mind can process it further. "Ughh, jeez Riku, why'd you hafta hit me so hard, tryna give me amnesia?!" While Soras head is in his hands, he doesn't catch the flicker of panic in Riku's eyes at his offhand comment.
S: "C'mon, Sora, let's get out of here.." Riku steps over Sora, throwing the drying shirt into his lap. Sora watches as Riku walks out, and he scrambles to get into his shirt and gets up. Noticing his shoes are still soaked, he glances around and summons the keyblade. "Wind!" As his clothes dry, he feels a twang of guilt. "Nah, Riku won't mind wet clothes, besides, he said he wanted ice cream.. might as well let him enjoy the stuff on his face.." Using a water spell to clean up the spilled ice cream and stir the unconscious shop owner, Sora runs out after Riku, suddenly feeling a little more free.
*hides under a rock*
comment if you enjoyed, even a little.. >.